Battlefield

[Cloudburst--]

I'm glad to hear Mr I is enjoying himself!

You better not be placed in NI or we'll have a falling out

[Cringles88]

Why you gonna fall out with him haha? If anything I hope he's placed elsewere. I don't want him having first hand experiance of how retards still roam the North haha. 

Too hot, sandy & unsafe in the middle east Unless he thirsty for battle!

Must be awful in this weather in all that gear! I suffer in my lycra just cycling haha.

[Cloudburst--]

Haha I was just joking because I'm catholic! If Mr I came to the north id happily allow him to check my car and strip search me!

I don't want our Mr I deployed anywhere he'd actually need his fire arm!

[Animavore]

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Cringles88 wrote:

Why you gonna fall out with him haha? If anything I hope he's placed elsewere. I don't want him having first hand experiance of how retards still roam the North haha. 

Too hot, sandy & unsafe in the middle east Unless he thirsty for battle!

Must be awful in this weather in all that gear! I suffer in my lycra just cycling haha.

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Wait! Are you talkin' about Westoros or Ireland?

[Animavore]

I wish I had've read this thread before. I thought it was just a Mr. Inc. 'I'm the greatest at Battlefield' boast thread so didn't bother.

I've a frriend just back from Iraq or Sligo or one of those mad places. Just drove a cargo truck all the time.

He never used his rifle but he did use his gun

The men do get lonely out there in the desert.

[Cloudburst--]

All it takes is two guys realising theyre lonely having a drink and then BAM.

[Mr_Inconspicous]

But i am the greatest battlefield player ever *hmph*

Went to the national army museum today. Got my hands on loads of different weapons. A 17th century musket, the brown bess musket, the baker rifle (Sharpe books/TV) a few breach loading rifles, the Lee Enfield, the Sten gun and Bren, FN FAL plus other things like 14th century broad swords.

Got to mess around with them the bren is a heavy beast, first thing I did was mag off picked a pack of .303 and loaded a few in it. The sten is a dangerous thing. The ejection opening is right next trigger and the barrel which you can't touch so your left hand has to go around the trigger to so if its cocked its very easy to lose a finger. If its cocked and not on safe a little nudge on it will cause it to fire :stupid:

[Mr_Inconspicous]

Cringles it is horrible in the heat. Have a shirt, then body armour, smock and webbing. The armour presses down on the shirt so all you feel is sweat pressed up against you. Sweat running down your arms soaking soaking into the smock and helmet on your head. Brilliant loading live rounds then firing the L85

[Mike939]

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Mr_Inconspicous wrote:
Cringles it is horrible in the heat. Have a shirt, then body armour, smock and webbing. The armour presses down on the shirt so all you feel is sweat pressed up against you. Sweat running down your arms soaking soaking into the smock and helmet on your head. Brilliant loading live rounds then firing the L85

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No rest for the wicked 

[LSD-39]

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Mr_Inconspicous wrote:
The sten is a dangerous thing. 

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My dad said the same many years ago.  He was in Germany just after the war and fired one out of a moving train into the woods as they passed by.  He said it was cheap,  just like a bit of pipe and the odds of hitting anything were slim,  it was just a basic lead spitting machine.  

Congratulations on all your achievements,  i'm proud to know you.  Your dedication and commitment is an example to all.  This country needs people like you.  Keep up the good work,  many would have given up or not even attempted it.