Battlefield

[Mike939]

I just trolled a base raper on Noshahr Canals, you know the guys that get the helicopter and just fly around the aircraft carrier blowing up the other teams heli. I saw him hovering around so I thought to myself "Mike! Why don't you go get an anti air and harass the guy for a bit?" Well that sounded like a plan to me so I spawned as an engineer and went to virtually prod this guy with a stick.

When I got up to the top he was busy finishing off our helicopter that had just spawned, so I was all like gert awf ma lawn But before I have a change to pull out my Anti-air prodder the guy starts hovering really low for some reason, I take advantage and open fire through the windscreen with my HK53. The helicopter starts to spin and pull up as the guy realises his mistake but it's too late. The heli softly lands on the deck just inviting me to get in. So I am stood there with a pristine (kind of) helicopter freshly liberated from one of the worst excuses for a BF player there is, a spawn raper. 

So I head straight for land with exactly 0 intentions of letting this guy get his helicopter back for the rest of the match. I let off a quick burst at a flag and luckily get 3 kills there must have been a half dead vehicle there or something. Then the next thing I know there is an AA guy who really wants me to die (I wonder who it was) I wasn't planning on getting shot down just yet though. I dump the flares as soon as the guy launches and continue to shoot at things I can see moving (they look like ants.) After a short while I get locked onto again and the same process happens of me easily avoiding AA because it's crap.  

Then next a tank starts to target me ignoring the 2 other helicopters that where floating above his head. I start to take damage from the turret so head back to the aircraft carrier to regain some health. Everytime I would go near the land I would always get shot at by this tank but I refused to give in and blow up knowing this guy would get the helicopter back which he didn't deserve. So we start this merry go round of me going back to the land shooting at things taking damage then heading back to heal up this repeats until the match ends. Mission accomplished I exit the game a job well done.

Does anybody else have stories of how they get revenge against somebody using annoying tactics? If you do please share so the rest of us can have a laugh at them. 

[fi8767]

[Mike939]

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fi8767 wrote:

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I knew that was comming

[Mr_Inconspicous]

I'd of stolen a T90 by flaming it with the repair tool then every time that scum bag went up in a helicopter he'd of been shot down quickly by a guided shell. He'd then probably rage quit

[Mike939]

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Mr_Inconspicous wrote:

I'd of stolen a T90 by flaming it with the repair tool then every time that scum bag went up in a helicopter he'd of been shot down quickly by a guided shell. He'd then probably rage quit

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Well I didnt have anybody to lazur him

[AstroZombie1]

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fi8767 wrote:

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You're doing it wrong.

[Mr_Inconspicous]

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Mike939 wrote:

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Mr_Inconspicous wrote:

I'd of stolen a T90 by flaming it with the repair tool then every time that scum bag went up in a helicopter he'd of been shot down quickly by a guided shell. He'd then probably rage quit

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Well I didnt have anybody to lazur him

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You didn't have a T90 anyway as you were on the US side who don't get any Abram's

[Mike939]

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Mr_Inconspicous wrote:

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Mike939 wrote:

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Mr_Inconspicous wrote:

I'd of stolen a T90 by flaming it with the repair tool then every time that scum bag went up in a helicopter he'd of been shot down quickly by a guided shell. He'd then probably rage quit

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Well I didnt have anybody to lazur him

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You didn't have a T90 anyway as you were on the US side who don't get any Abram's

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Well it wouldnt be worth my time getting a T90 because I didnt have anybody to lazur him

[InfiniteStates]

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Mike939 wrote:

Does anybody else have stories of how they get revenge against somebody using annoying tactics? If you do please share so the rest of us can have a laugh at them. 

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AA tank whoors on Wake are easily wound up, because their turret can't track fast enough when you set up a strafing run with the Viper. And then they're on raised land, so you can hide with your belly in the sea, fly around a bit so they lose track of you (having the below radar perk obviously helps here), then pop up and rinse-repeat until dead.

Lot's of hate mail comes from Wake Island...I reckon it's the sea air.

[Mr_Inconspicous]

Was on Wake Island Rush the other day as the attacking team having defended first. I sneaked up to the AA tank gave it a flaming he hoped out I hoped in ran him over then turned it against their infantry. 'Twas carnage