Battlefield

[InfiniteStates]

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leggy1975 wrote:
You know your a tw@t when.........you sit there thinking "hhhmmm that Cloudburst has a point"

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Honourable mention to this post, not only because it's full of the most win I've seen in a while, but because it has 6 kudos, and not one of them is Ratchet.

Guess he hasn't got around to reading it yet...

[Mr_Inconspicous]

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InfiniteStates wrote:

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leggy1975 wrote:
You know your a tw@t when.........you sit there thinking "hhhmmm that Cloudburst has a point"

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Honourable mention to this post, not only because it's full of the most win I've seen in a while, but because it has 6 kudos, and not one of them is Ratchet.

Guess he hasn't got around to reading it yet...

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Or maybe the cuddely lombax is to kind to be mean to another user.... even cloudy :

[sike1779]

You know your a tw@ when you assume other people are tw@'s for playing a certain way.....

[Cringles88]

You know your a numpty when at any given opportunity, no matter how deadly the situation, with all the odds stacked against you. You run towards a tank, & try to destroy it with a repair torch...

I am trying with all my might to finish of this ''it goes boom assignment'' & I can't get a vehicle kill at all. I came close once, because I think the player put the controller down, but he jumped out before I could get a kill!

Who is dumb enough to sit in any vehicle once it's below 40% health anyway? This assignment stinks!

[seany_boy2k8]

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Cringles88 wrote:

You know your a numpty when at any given opportunity, no matter how deadly the situation, with all the odds stacked against you. You run towards a tank, & try to destroy it with a repair torch...

I am trying with all my might to finish of this ''it goes boom assignment'' & I can't get a vehicle kill at all. I came close once, because I think the player put the controller down, but he jumped out before I could get a kill!

Who is dumb enough to sit in any vehicle once it's below 40% health anyway? This assignment stinks!

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same with jets and helicopters people just bail beore you can get the kill

[LSD-39]

Any enemy equipment will probably count cringles, like a MAV, EOD bot or Mortar tube that has been abandoned. Still classed as an enemy vehicle I think.

[Cringles88]

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LSD-39 wrote:
Any enemy equipment will probably count cringles, like a MAV, EOD bot or Mortar tube that has been abandoned. Still classed as an enemy vehicle I think.

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Cheers, finally got it by killing a Mortar tube. Much easier than chasing tanks!

[jonnybravo82]

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sike1779 wrote:
You know your a tw@ when you assume other people are tw@'s for playing a certain way.....

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So which one are you out the list then since i have clearly touched a nerve?

I am just personally fascinated with the phenomenon surrounding battlefield and some other fps games where people actually winning the game does not concern them and winning is more of a pleasant suprise than an objective.

For example, the aim on gran turismo is to beat the other players to the finish line, every player on the track attempts this with the aim of winning.. you dont see people doing donuts on the start line or driving off road in the trees and other activities that dont result in winning.

Yet in BF3 and some other fps doing most of those silly things mentioned surely anyone knows in their right mind dont constitute winning material but many do them contributing to theirs and their teams loss game after game.

Was so annoyed in a game i have jt played to have 2 snipers in my squad a million miles away while out mcoms were dropping like flies whilst their 2 tanks, amtrak, heli and troops were battering everyone.. so i proceeded to spend the  rest of my game lying in front of his scope and shooting his eyebrows off much to his annoyance. I figured since he had helped ruin my game for me the least i could do was ruin his. It felt good

[Mike939]

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jonnybravo82 wrote:

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sike1779 wrote:
You know your a tw@ when you assume other people are tw@'s for playing a certain way.....

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So which one are you out the list then since i have clearly touched a nerve?

I am just personally fascinated with the phenomenon surrounding battlefield and some other fps games where people actually winning the game does not concern them and winning is more of a pleasant suprise than an objective.

For example, the aim on gran turismo is to beat the other players to the finish line, every player on the track attempts this with the aim of winning.. you dont see people doing donuts on the start line or driving off road in the trees and other activities that dont result in winning.

Yet in BF3 and some other fps doing most of those silly things mentioned surely anyone knows in their right mind dont constitute winning material but many do them contributing to theirs and their teams loss game after game.

Was so annoyed in a game i have jt played to have 2 snipers in my squad a million miles away while out mcoms were dropping like flies whilst their 2 tanks, amtrak, heli and troops were battering everyone.. so i proceeded to spend the  rest of my game lying in front of his scope and shooting his eyebrows off much to his annoyance. I figured since he had helped ruin my game for me the least i could do was ruin his. It felt good

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I do that just not on purpose

[Cringles88]

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jonnybravo82 wrote:

just some fun annoyances to get off my chest..

1. when you spit your dummy out because at the start of the round someone gets in 'your' vehicle so you spend your time chasing and shooting rockets at him.

This is highly annoying for me. Because It's usually me shooting an angry rocket at 1 gob*****e who's jumped into a jeep & drove off without picking anyone up. I've actually drove back  half way across the map, just to pick someone up. Firing off a few bullets at someone eases my pain.

7. when your either assualt or medic and you under no cirmstances revive or give ammo to anyone.

Many times, I don't equip ammo..Try not to spray so much haha.

10. when you literally spend your whole game sat in a tank or heli with your repair tool at the ready to be the skivvy who keeps a tank wh0r3 in business (you are even lower than them)

This is a pretty good tactic I think. What better way to add pressure to the other team, than to keep your chopper in the air, & a tank on the ground. To many idiots lose a tank, or chopper because they never had a repair tool, or a buddy to repair it with them.

11. when you use 12x zoom ballistic scopes on assault rifles and PDW's

Everyone is guilty of this when you unlock one of the new weapons from the DLC haha.

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