Battlefield

[randygoodlove]

It's the prerogative of every thread to go off topic

At least once

[nerdlegend]

Used jeeps been standing next to them and friendly tanks blow up the jeep killing me before now.

Even see it a friendly jeep ¬_ ¬ 
Nobody from my team has taken me out using a jeep yet :/

Also i call helis sky demons
Hope it not just me

[Mr_Inconspicous]

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nerdlegend wrote:

Used jeeps been standing next to them and friendly tanks blow up the jeep killing me before now.

Even see it a friendly jeep ¬_ ¬ 
Nobody from my team has taken me out using a jeep yet :/

Also i call helis sky demons
Hope it not just me

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Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Not sure if I have blown people up but if I know its recently been vacated by the enemy I will blow it up with my tank. Not letting free points go to waste We're in a recession you know

If I am with ratchet/Tricky/Mightymech in my tank then I call helicopters a harmless distraction from killing poor little infantry types like our dearly departed fwiend

[randygoodlove]

Monsieur Tricky and myself had much fun taking out choppys earlier today

I love when they dump flares just as they go light up the sky like a cheap Chinese firework

[Mr_Inconspicous]

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randygoodlove wrote:
Monsieur Tricky and myself had much fun taking out choppys earlier today

I love when they dump flares just as they go light up the sky like a cheap Chinese firework

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Its a beatiful sight and sound. Both the 2 locking and then locked tones, the shell being fired and of course the team work

Me: Helicopter coming in

Ratchet: Where?

Me: Near A coming towards us

Ratchet: I see him, out of range

Me *drives*

Ratchet: I've got him, locking, locked

Me: Too high, coming down, locking, locked, Fired! 5,4, flares, 2,1 BOOOM!

"Direct hit, good effect on target, Merry Christmas Bravo2" 

Spoiler

BFBC2 quote

[Animavore]

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LSD-39 wrote:
I've seen that too, I was also tricked into suicide once when I spawned in someone's apache, I should have known better but I shot at the floor from the gunners seat at the idiot jumping around in front of my window, got a suicide from the splash damage.

Its happened many times since, when the pilot refuses to take off without his best friend, and they try to coax me into firing, but I just sit there and wait, and wait, and wait some more. Some of them crash the chopper into the sea rather than fly with another gunner.

If they do, the cycle begins again, waiting for the apache to respawn, then i'll jump in again. I'm not that interested in choppers and only fly occasionally, but if someone kills me on purpose, I abandon the game to get revenge.

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Some guy done that the other day. I spawned in the chopper with him at the beginning as gunner (obviously I was going for pilot ) and when the countdown finished he just sat there and this guy ran over and started jumping around in front of me. I just sat there laughing wondering what the eejit was playing at.

After a good few seconds the pilot still hadn't taken off and the other eejit was still dancing in front of me. I remember wondering if he had to suddenly run off to the toilet or answer a phone in the interim at the beginning. I wasn't in the mood for hopping out because the helicopter on Operation Metro is quite far out and I hate running for miles.

He eventually took off after over a minute and I was like Yay! He then banked sharply and flew/fell into the side of the mountain. I was roaring to my mate on my squad What type of feckin' gobsheed have I been paired with.?! Wasting my feckin' time!  @*!!#!!!!! etc.

It never occured to me that he simply did it on purpose

[InfiniteStates]

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Animavore wrote:

...the helicopter on Operation Metro is quite far out and I hate running for miles.

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Helicopter on Op Metro? I call hacker...

To be fair, flying the Metro would require extreme skill.

[SilentShadow777]

i got my air combat ribbon last night and with it my vehicle warfare and decorated trophies, so the chopper campers can keep the chopps unless i get bored and see one free every now and then

[shooby337]

I've seen these team killing campers a couple of times. Its usually caspian border. One a-hole killed me when I spawned and I was only trying to get the tank and not the chopper. So I respawned (manged) get in the tank and turned it towards the helipad, then the chopper respawned. Before the idiot could get in it I blew it up! Opppsss!

In another game (also caspian border) some idiot parked a tank in front of my jet before take off and got out and started jumping next to my jet. I just blasted the tank out the way with a few shots of the gun. When will these people learn they don't have a monopoly on these vehicles (which they can't fly for s**t anyways!)

[Mr_Inconspicous]

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randygoodlove wrote:
Monsieur Tricky and myself had much fun taking out choppys earlier today

I love when they dump flares just as they go light up the sky like a cheap Chinese firework

I was on Demavand Peak as the US side so I knew Noshar Canals was up next and I'd be on the Russian side. Messaged ratchet to tell him but he never came on he stayed on Crysis (and he won friendliest online gamer , now he has shown his true colours as a big meanie)

Spawned slap bang in the middle of both tanks so couldn't get the drivers seat, went as a gunner got killed repairing. Spawned again got killed. Spawned again got a tank and well

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/26281402/4/184540883/

A random recon had set up a SOFLAM so bagged my self 4 little birds, 2 LAVs, 1 Aadvark and a boat

Poetry in motion