Thought I'd pass this on, some of these are gold. http://uncomfortableplotsummaries.tumblr.com/
Raiders of the Lost Ark: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artefacts for money
Love Actually: British PM risks war with US over sexy secretary
Lord of the Rings: Midget destroys stolen property
Predator: GI Joes completely screw up first contact with alien life
Kindergarten Cop: Incompetent left in charge of children, who are eventually fired at by convicted felon
Kill Bill: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child
The Karate Kid: Boy gains acceptance through violence
Jurassic Park: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back
Iron Man: Alcoholic mysogynistic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante
Harry Potter: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right
Groundhog Day: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker
Gladiator: Convict murders head of state
Ghostbusters: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons
Die Hard: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national
Blade: Obsessed loner stalks minority group
Beauty and the Beast: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome
Batman: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill
Aliens: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications
Star Wars: A New Hope: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands
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