Call of Duty

[GassiusGuts]

When you wonder what Class to use before leaving the house

[TummyBanana]

when you look out the window at work and find yourself wondering if you could jump the gap between the workshop flat roof and the container in the car park
TB

[Scott420]

When you start watching repeats of that Ross kemp SAS programme looking for tips.
When you read all the Andy Mcnab books in a week
When you refer to looking for the remote as team objective
When you get fired for trying to throw grenade look a like objects (i.e plums/apples) through the meeting room window as you cant be bothered to attend (not joking).

[[LiamR]]

When you call your first born 'Gaz' And yes, I'm back

[AstroZombie1]

When you say to someone move out of the ****ing way you noob because they are standing beside a door/doorway.

[TummyBanana]

When you forget someone's name and you find yourself instinctively looking above their head, then feeling threatened when there are no green words there.

[[BysJas]]

When you read this thread and relate to each and every point LOL.....

[[SirMakkum]]

Shouting 'tossing stun grenade' when at the bowling alley

[TummyBanana]

when you look out the window at work and find yourself wondering if you could jump the gap between the workshop flat roof and the container in the car park
TB

You can't .

Going home now I can't jump the same as I can in the game but my ankles made the same noise

[[podders]]

- When your driving down the road and looking for head shots
- when you go to sleep and can see cross hairs still
- when you can't tell the difference between a video game and real TV
- when it's 4am and you've got work in 4 hours!!
- when you don't have dinner cus you're too wrapped up in CoD4
- when you lie to your friends that you're not feeling good so you can keep killing