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skywarp00
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes?

Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?

Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!

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Richo800
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes?

Ralph: (Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!

 

Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Miss Hoover: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

 

Miss Hoover: You may now exchange Valentines.
Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.

 

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

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Richo800
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I forgot about this one - still chuckling and I read it twenty minutes ago!
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Deamonpainter
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes?

Homer: Boring!
Krusty The Clown: Come on, you snorers! Do something!
Kent Brockman: [bored] Halfback passes to the centre. Back to the wing. Back to the centre. Centre holds it. Holds it. 

[sighs]
Kent Brockman: Holds it.
Foreign-Accented Sports Commentator: [excited] Halfback passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it! Holds it! Holds It!

 

Announcer: Ed O'Neill is.... Soccer Mummy!
Kid: Go Soccer Mummy! You told me to believe in myself!
Blond Girl: :excited and laughing:
Soccer Mummy: Mmmmmm!
Guy: Uh oh, the professor said not to let him get a boner!

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Zink0ne
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes?

go to bread

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Jack_Daniels08
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Moe: Who woulda though a whale would be so heavy! Oh crap the feds.

''Only after disaster can we be resurrected.'' - Tyler Durden.
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