Chew the fat on the sofa

[kuldoog]

this one time at band camp.......my friend sony made a new hand held & called it the PSPad! i wonder if it has wings?

[TEABAGNEMESIS]

I'm a special agent from a highly secretive group funded and accountable to the mighty Bill Gates. We spent years covertly developing the RROD as a way of increasing microsofts revenue with people having to get their Xboxes serviced. When the failure rate of 360's decreased, we changed tactics and developed what we called the 'Yellow Death Light' to sabotage our competitors and drive them all over to the 360 platform. Man, I feel so much better now...

[Arathane]

I am really a Furbie disguised as a human. I was sent from my planet to spy on the human race and uncover any weakness they may have. I have almost enough information to ensure our victory.

Tremble mortals, the end is nigh!!! I wuv you!

[kiwiatlarge]

I pee in the shower and in the bath...

Oh, I'm also a closet alcoholic....

[tjohn323]

LMAO this thread is becoming the where do you go to the bathroom thread

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smokeypsd wrote:
I hurt someones feelings once.

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You dastard

[sidawg2]

Peeing in the bath is a bit rank, then you're swimming in it

[The_Diclonius]

some people might like it...

[McMicka]

I am ACTUALLY a real life ninja.
No kidding. Srsly.

[Fifa_2010_hoyts]

r u srs?!?!?!?!?! no way!

[rcoll_rorscharch]

"Do you see any footprints?"

"No"

"Exactly. That means a ninja passed this way"