EDIT: Opps did I
im running lower on material that a north korean comedian
Level 3
3 men sat in a pub talking about their sex lives.
The 1st man brags "When I make love to my wife I pour the best Italian ice cream on her body, I lick it off and by the time I'm done she's a foot of the bed in ecstasy".
"Ah that's nothing" replies the 2nd man "when I make love to my wife I pour the best French Champagne on her body, I lick it off and by the time I'm done she's 2 foot off the bed in ecstasy".
" I can beat you both" the 3rd man chips in "when I finish making love to my wife I wipe my willy on the curtains and she goes through the roof".
Level 4
Well since ya started those..
Batoutofhell3176 wrote:3 men sat in a pub talking about their sex lives.
The 1st man brags "When I make love to my wife I pour the best Italian ice cream on her body, I lick it off and by the time I'm done she's a foot of the bed in ecstasy".
"Ah that's nothing" replies the 2nd man "when I make love to my wife I pour the best French Champagne on her body, I lick it off and by the time I'm done she's 2 foot off the bed in ecstasy".
" I can beat you both" the 3rd man chips in "when I finish making love to my wife I wipe my willy on the curtains and she goes through the roof".
The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot."
The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."
The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid."
The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"
Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get right.'"
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