anomolousblob wrote:
Warren_Jeeves wrote:I thought until today that I'm pretty good at bluffing crap to get out of awkward situations and bother.
I've never had much trouble telling fibs in the past but today I just couldn't do it and I cracked.
My mate came around this morning to give me a hand with some gardening and when he offered the other day to help out I just had the feeling he would ask about his fishing rod he left in my shed about two years ago while he was here.
Well he did............
Thing is, I used it to unblock my poo pipes and snapped it during the process and I had a feeling he knew that already because due to me not getting the blockage sorted out I had to phone someone out to do it and the day the bloke came to sort it he was at my house while I was at work (He's my woman's Dad), well when I got home my mate told me the sewage bloke said he found some things under the man hole cover including a fishing rod.
I've sort of managed to divert the topic until today, he said "Have you still got all my fishing stuff in the shed?*
I suddenly felt my cheeks flush and I couldn't look him in the eye which is weird for me because I don't usually react like that..............at first I said "Yea, yea it's all there" Then I thought "Erm I can't get away with this because we are gonna be going into my shed soon and he will see it's not there"
So I just looked up at him and said "I have to come clean, I used your rod to clear my poo pipes and it snapped off"
He just laughed and told me he pretty much knew that already because one of my kids told him about it the other week and put two and two together from when he knew there was a rod in my drains.
Well I just plied him with booze and gave him a drill in compensation and all was forgiven, but it was rather embarrassing as I'd lied to him at first.
I stopped reading after the first line as I took it it was just another of your attention seeking threads. Then I thought. What if he is actually telling the truth?
So I'm posting this to say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WxPyUzWSPA
I love you man
That's a lie, you read it all right away just like all of my epicly awesome posts and threads, yes you do love me, that's the truth.
Level 3
Warren_Jeeves wrote:
anomolousblob wrote:
Warren_Jeeves wrote:I thought until today that I'm pretty good at bluffing crap to get out of awkward situations and bother.
I've never had much trouble telling fibs in the past but today I just couldn't do it and I cracked.
My mate came around this morning to give me a hand with some gardening and when he offered the other day to help out I just had the feeling he would ask about his fishing rod he left in my shed about two years ago while he was here.
Well he did............
Thing is, I used it to unblock my poo pipes and snapped it during the process and I had a feeling he knew that already because due to me not getting the blockage sorted out I had to phone someone out to do it and the day the bloke came to sort it he was at my house while I was at work (He's my woman's Dad), well when I got home my mate told me the sewage bloke said he found some things under the man hole cover including a fishing rod.
I've sort of managed to divert the topic until today, he said "Have you still got all my fishing stuff in the shed?*
I suddenly felt my cheeks flush and I couldn't look him in the eye which is weird for me because I don't usually react like that..............at first I said "Yea, yea it's all there" Then I thought "Erm I can't get away with this because we are gonna be going into my shed soon and he will see it's not there"
So I just looked up at him and said "I have to come clean, I used your rod to clear my poo pipes and it snapped off"
He just laughed and told me he pretty much knew that already because one of my kids told him about it the other week and put two and two together from when he knew there was a rod in my drains.
Well I just plied him with booze and gave him a drill in compensation and all was forgiven, but it was rather embarrassing as I'd lied to him at first.
I stopped reading after the first line as I took it it was just another of your attention seeking threads. Then I thought. What if he is actually telling the truth?
So I'm posting this to say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WxPyUzWSPA
I love you man
That's a lie, you read it all right away just like all of my epicly awesome posts and threads, yes you do love me, that's the truth.
I find I cant sleep at night now unless i read one of your posts 
Level 7
anomolousblob wrote:
Warren_Jeeves wrote:
anomolousblob wrote:
Warren_Jeeves wrote:I thought until today that I'm pretty good at bluffing crap to get out of awkward situations and bother.
I've never had much trouble telling fibs in the past but today I just couldn't do it and I cracked.
My mate came around this morning to give me a hand with some gardening and when he offered the other day to help out I just had the feeling he would ask about his fishing rod he left in my shed about two years ago while he was here.
Well he did............
Thing is, I used it to unblock my poo pipes and snapped it during the process and I had a feeling he knew that already because due to me not getting the blockage sorted out I had to phone someone out to do it and the day the bloke came to sort it he was at my house while I was at work (He's my woman's Dad), well when I got home my mate told me the sewage bloke said he found some things under the man hole cover including a fishing rod.
I've sort of managed to divert the topic until today, he said "Have you still got all my fishing stuff in the shed?*
I suddenly felt my cheeks flush and I couldn't look him in the eye which is weird for me because I don't usually react like that..............at first I said "Yea, yea it's all there" Then I thought "Erm I can't get away with this because we are gonna be going into my shed soon and he will see it's not there"
So I just looked up at him and said "I have to come clean, I used your rod to clear my poo pipes and it snapped off"
He just laughed and told me he pretty much knew that already because one of my kids told him about it the other week and put two and two together from when he knew there was a rod in my drains.
Well I just plied him with booze and gave him a drill in compensation and all was forgiven, but it was rather embarrassing as I'd lied to him at first.
I stopped reading after the first line as I took it it was just another of your attention seeking threads. Then I thought. What if he is actually telling the truth?
So I'm posting this to say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WxPyUzWSPA
I love you man
That's a lie, you read it all right away just like all of my epicly awesome posts and threads, yes you do love me, that's the truth.
I find I cant sleep at night now unless i read one of your posts
I'm like that but with killing instead
Level 3
LarasAider wrote:In order to tell the perfect lie, you have to convince yourself before you convince others. wright the lie down on paper, so you've got something to remember. Stay well clear of family and close freinds cos' they tend to suss you out or tell the truth before yourself lol. Keep the lie has realistic as possible and don't make it too far-fetched.
Have any of you guys had to research the subject that you was gonna lie about?
Lying is really not that hard if you have a good poker face and a good memory. One of the best ways of getting somebody to believe you is by linking the lie to something real that the person vaguely remembers.
One of the reasons my lie about having a sister worked so well is because the year before I moved into a smaller house than I used to live in. My friends knew this and after I made the connection, "Remember how we moved into a smaller house? Yeah well, my sister moved out awhile ago and we've been looking to down size ever since." It pretty much made it a breeze after that, despite the fact they had known me for years, and never once had I mentioned having a sister before then.
If you can make those connections when lying, you can get even those closet to you to believe pretty much what you want.
Of course people you don't really know are more difficult, that's just down to sticking to what you know and being a good actor.
Level 7
dannyjt wrote:
LarasAider wrote:In order to tell the perfect lie, you have to convince yourself before you convince others. wright the lie down on paper, so you've got something to remember. Stay well clear of family and close freinds cos' they tend to suss you out or tell the truth before yourself lol. Keep the lie has realistic as possible and don't make it too far-fetched.
Have any of you guys had to research the subject that you was gonna lie about?
Lying is really not that hard if you have a good poker face and a good memory. One of the best ways of getting somebody to believe you is by linking the lie to something real that the person vaguely remembers.
One of the reasons my lie about having a sister worked so well is because the year before I moved into a smaller house than I used to live in. My friends knew this and after I made the connection, "Remember how we moved into a smaller house? Yeah well, my sister moved out awhile ago and we've been looking to down size ever since." It pretty much made it a breeze after that, despite the fact they had known me for years, and never once had I mentioned having a sister before then.
If you can make those connections when lying, you can get even those closet to you to believe pretty much what you want.
Of course people you don't really know are more difficult, that's just down to sticking to what you know and being a good actor.
Sounds a lot more like they were thick to be fair.
Level 3
Mike939 wrote:
dannyjt wrote:
LarasAider wrote:In order to tell the perfect lie, you have to convince yourself before you convince others. wright the lie down on paper, so you've got something to remember. Stay well clear of family and close freinds cos' they tend to suss you out or tell the truth before yourself lol. Keep the lie has realistic as possible and don't make it too far-fetched.
Have any of you guys had to research the subject that you was gonna lie about?
Lying is really not that hard if you have a good poker face and a good memory. One of the best ways of getting somebody to believe you is by linking the lie to something real that the person vaguely remembers.
One of the reasons my lie about having a sister worked so well is because the year before I moved into a smaller house than I used to live in. My friends knew this and after I made the connection, "Remember how we moved into a smaller house? Yeah well, my sister moved out awhile ago and we've been looking to down size ever since." It pretty much made it a breeze after that, despite the fact they had known me for years, and never once had I mentioned having a sister before then.
If you can make those connections when lying, you can get even those closet to you to believe pretty much what you want.
Of course people you don't really know are more difficult, that's just down to sticking to what you know and being a good actor.
Sunds a lot more likt hey were thick to be fair.
When he is not there they are probably saying 'Jesus, he talks a lot of pish doesnt he' 
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