General Discussion

[xElfenLied_US]

No I just thought maybe he sat on a microwave so he could get medicinal weed

[BettySwollocks92]

---

dannyjt wrote:

Next they're begging the doctor to shove a thermometer up where the sun don't shine.

---

I used to do that but I've been banned from the doctors now except for emergencys

[BettySwollocks92]

---

xElfenLied_US wrote:
No I just thought maybe he sat on a microwave so he could get medicinal weed

---

I could get it for medicinal purpuses but they don't do it here

[EdwCarnby]

---

xElfenLied_US wrote:
No I just thought maybe he sat on a microwave so he could get medicinal weed

---

Which brings me to my next question:

Do you now need bigger doors, OP?

[fenian]

if youre gonna scam yourself onto pain medication, might aswell get on the hard stuff.

I assume, I never been on pain medication stronger than paracetamol, even when I had my operation and 16 stitches its all they gave me..

But I guess if i felt real pain I might want more, was just discomfort for me. I prefer stimulants.

I once took tablets for ADD cause someone told me they help you concentrate on exercising great. They used to wire me out to the moon.

[xElfenLied_US]

Yeah, people use ADHD medication to cheat in exams and stuff.

[BettySwollocks92]

OP

do you think Jeremy Hunt should resign?

[slimjim2097]

OP 

what can swim faster a horse or a dog

[dannyjt]

Can I have your games collection if you die?

[zinep]

How did you notice/find out you had cancer?

When you found out, did you read up on it, or did you feel that ignorance is bliss?

Do you feel that people around you are treating you differently in a way that you would prefer them not to?

Has anyone told you it was "gods will" that you got cancer, and if so, did you punch them in the face (as they deserve)?