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[shanethegooner]

[Cimbrer]

This one makes me laugh every time. 

http://youtu.be/dxrg1wawqvY

[chickenwing46]

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Wretched_Hawk wrote:

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:

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Strangesam wrote:

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:

I'm going to spam it and post pictures of ferrets instead, I like ferrets.....cats are silly things.

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Ferrets mmmm... food for us

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Many moons ago in the 90's we where on top a hill in the Midlands with a very nutty guy who had ferrets as pets and a collection of dead animals and blood in his car (that's another story though), we where all the path winding up the hill near a ledge, one mad man and about thirty kids and teens.

Anyhow, one minute he starts panicking and starts shouting 'where's me ferret... Where's me ferret!?!?'

We all laugh.

In frustration he kicks out at nothing... ah there is the ferret... its now flying over the ledge and down the hill and lands at the bottom.

The nutty chap (not helped by what we've given him *cough*) shortly follows over the ledge by jumping to the ferrets rescue.

He lands on the ferret and lies crumpled at the bottom of the hill for a while. As I recall the ferret was fine but he did his ankle in. As I also recall he was eventually placed in a padded cell some years later.

I miss my younger days.

The end.

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Please ban yourself... Although I do like ferrets

[Wretched_Hawk]

So my first ever ban would be myself!?

How mean

[Warren_Jeeves]

Glad the ferret lived at least.

[Wretched_Hawk]

Yep, it was fine.

My story was not though

You had to be there

*runs crying from thread*

[Warren_Jeeves]

Was a good story but it was no "The Tale of Danny the Mouse and Friends I'm afraid" hahaha.

[McNeilio]

hmmm whatever happened to that

[Wretched_Hawk]

You should release that story on kindle - publishing on it is so easy now and you'd be amazed what is available on there. Also if you do it for free (or even charge if you want) you can supply us forumites with a link to the DL and bam, no need for bad language to be starred out or to worry that it might get taken down on here.

Hope that helps.

Same goes for publishing on the other formats.

Easy guide here & info:

http://gizmodo.com/5586204/publishing-ebooks-kindle-ipad-nook-kobo

http://lifehacker.com/5735895/how-to-publish-your-book-on-amazon-kindle

[Warren_Jeeves]

Thanks Hawk, good idea.