General Discussion

[PatC_PSN]

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Wretched_Hawk wrote:

Why would anyone who doesn't like cats want to come in a cat thread and moan about people talking about cats?

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It maintains a balance. Which is often more than can be said for originality in this forum.

And I wasn't talking about cats, I was talking about cats talking. But carry on defending that ridiculous idea if you believe it has any real value.

[PatC_PSN]

Come on, someone has to be first to do a hilarious cat talking impression. Let's go!

[Strangesam]

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PatC_PSN wrote:

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Wretched_Hawk wrote:

Why would anyone who doesn't like cats want to come in a cat thread and moan about people talking about cats?

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It maintains a balance. Which is often more than can be said for originality in this forum.

And I wasn't talking about cats, I was talking about cats talking. But carry on defending that ridiculous idea if you believe it has any real value.

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Oh dear, you really are grumpy, it isn't nice.

[PatC_PSN]

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Strangesam wrote:

Oh dear, you really are grumpy, it isn't nice.

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Sorry. I realise now that I was wrong, and that talking like cats would indeed be the source of endless hilarity. I expect it will spread across the internet as the latest trend, just as soon as we figure out what talking like a cat actually means. Talking like a pirate will seem so 2011. I hope Youtube has plenty of server capacity on standby.

Would you like to go first Sam? I've already advised my local A&E department that I may be in later with split sides.

You see, I'm not grumpy at all

[englishgolfer]

Cat Mayor Rules Over Small Alaskan Town

[Strangesam]

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englishgolfer wrote:

Cat Mayor Rules Over Small Alaskan Town

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That quote just sums it up "He’s good. He’s probably the best we’ve ever had…". The cat is a legend and this should be done more often.

[Wretched_Hawk]

I couldn't find any Victor Meldrew related cat pics so figured we'd just carry on as was.

[PatC_PSN]

So where's all this talking-like-a-cat stuff then? 

I built my hopes up for a festival of feline frivolity and then nothing happened. 

[Wretched_Hawk]

Meow.

[InfiniteStates]

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PatC_PSN wrote:

So where's all this talking-like-a-cat stuff then? 

I built my hopes up for a festival of feline frivolity and then nothing happened. 

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You successfully peed on those fireworks before they were even lit, with your frankly concerning almost zealot-like desire to ridicule. I hope crushing a small amount of harmless joy, no matter how insane or surreal, from the world, brings you a good sense of whatever it is you thrive on (smirking sardonically I presume).