Charlie is great, but there is only one man I would turn for... (not Pat or Fen either).
Heyyyyyyyy wait a minute now! How old are you, Gawge?
I had you down as another PatC.
And how the hell have you managed to avoid being pressured for a pic despite the PPP thread being at practically 100 pages?
What's your secret? huh? huh? Tell us...Tell us all.
I'm Pat's estranged son, 19 years of age
As for my evasion skills... did you know that emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
I've found myself increasingly attracted to him. I asked an elderly stalwart if he found him attractive too but he disagreed.
So would you?
Though I don't find him to be attractive in that way, I suspect it's simply because I'm too limited (being straight).
Then again, had I been bi/gay, I'd be too busy writing love letters to Stephen Fry to have time to think about Brooker.
I can see I'm going to have to probe Pat more deeply...he's never made mention of a strange son from 'Ull.
Not you as well!
It's bad enough with that damned Child Support Agency keep calling me all the time about it.
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