LordRoss wrote:
"How did you get your peerage?"
Unfortunately it is not official….yet!
santa says you've been a good kid this year. what do you expect in your stocking? actually he's mixed up your name and you've really been naughty. what would you expect in your stocking now?
Father Christmas has been and gone! Didn’t know what I would get in my stocking except some chocolate. If I was naughty I probably still get what I got.
why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
I’m guessing because it is a stick of lip stuff, as opposed to sticky lip stuff.
it is a proven fact that a duck's quack doesn't echo. why is this?
No idea, although it makes me smile when I see a duck quacking away.
what is shaggy's real name in scooby doo?
Hate Scooby doo, I despise Scooby doo, and it will be forever banned from my house. Oh and I don’t know the answer, or want to know the answer.
Where did you get your PSN name from?
I’ve always used this name for gaming and the online world. Don’t really have an exciting story except that I like the name, and it’s been with me for over a decade.
Cheese: French or British?
I’m gonna have to say French. Although I love all cheese, the French do make good stuff. (As do the Dutch).
If you could add a new feature to the PS3, no matter how weird or impossible, what would you add?
I think it would be nice to see your friends friends. I know you can on SingStar, but would be good to do it from the XMB.
What's your favourite cheese?
Ooh tough one. I really can’t decide I love all cheeses!
what body part would you sell for £10?
Don’t want to sell any body part for £10. I like my body.
what body part would you sell for £1,000,000?
Hmm. Now that is a price I can’t refuse. If I can choose myself, then it would have to be something I don’t use or need. Something like tonsils. If I had no choice though, and they said your leg for a million quid, I would decline.
what are the "nine" in the phase "a stitch in time saves nine"?
I’m pretty sure this has been answered already many a time on your chat show. As far as I’m aware it means if ya don’t fix it now, the problem will just exacerbate.
do you have any irrational fears, and if so what?
I’m afraid of ghosts, but don’t believe in them. I’m afraid of heights, but love the feeling I get when I am high up.
who is/was your favourite care bear?
Aww I loved the care bears! No idea the names no more though. Sorry.
have you ever lied to impress the opposite sex?
No, I’m a rubbish liar.
crispy bacon or chewy bacon?
chewy
Who would you elect as forum president if you could?
Me, although I prefer being a King.
A magical genie asks you for three wishes, what are they?
I would wish for more wishes.
I would wish to be so rich, money doesn’t matter. Then I can buy my own Island and have my own laws.
I would wish for my family and I to live long and healthy life.
Favourite Album of the now?
Not sure what “of the now” means, but one of my favourite albums of all time is Origin of symmetry by Muse.
Favourite Film of the now?
Shaun of the Dead or Full Metal Jacket. I can watch both every day without getting bored.
Favourite Game of the now?
Still don’t know what “of the now” means. Anywho like the other “favourites” I find it hard to choose the all time favourite, so will just say one of my favourites. I have absolutely loved Uncharted 1 & 2, every minute of it. Great story, great gameplay great look.
Favourite Drink?
Lager: Staroprahmen, Spirit: Jack Daniels, Soft drink: Sprite
Favourite Food?
Pigs. Bacon, sausages, ham, whatever. Great stuff!
Bank Details? Sort code? Address?
I think not
Your house is on fire, what do you grab first?
Baby
Your sex is on Fire, what do you grab first?
No comment
Put your music player on shuffle.. whats the first song to come up?
Sorry no shuffle here at work. Last song I listened to was Owl city fireflies.
Most wanted gadget?
Still need to get myself 5.1 surround sound for my games and movies.
Pirates or Ninja's?
Pirates
If you could be any of the four horsemen which would you be?
Only know one, and that is because of Darksiders. So lets say him.
And finally, a three lined poem about me please!
Chewybacon has reawaken
Chatshow is back on, of which upon
LordRoss arrives, and survives.
That’ll do Pig, that’ll do!
WJB1 wrote:I'm sending this again because it keeps being stupid and I'm not sure if you got it before.
santa says you've been a good kid this year. what do you expect in your stocking?
I expected normal stocking crap, I usually get fairly small novelty presents, some sort of cheap puzzle, an orange, a walnut (I don't like walnuts but Santa doesn't seem to realise this) etc. But apparently this year he decided I was too old so I didn't get a stocking
actually he's mixed up your name and you've really been naughty. what would you expect in your stocking now?
A lump of coal presumably, I suppose it's better than what I did get it my stocking.
why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
It comes in stick form and you stick it on your lips.
it is a proven fact that a duck's quack doesn't echo. why is this?
You can have 3 answers for this, pick whichever one you prefer.
2)Magic, sorcery, witchcraft, ducks are satanic and evil etc.
3)The frequency of a duck's quack is precisely equal to the resonant frequency of a slice of hovis best of both and everyone knows that the staple diet of ducks is hovis so the echo gets absorbed by the bread. If we were to start feeding them warburtons (with or without butter) it would amplify the quack and we would get so ***** of that we would start a jihad against all the ducks of the world and die in a nuclear holocaust.
what is shaggy's real name in scooby doo?
No Idea, Norville Rogers according to wikipedia.
Where did you get your PSN name from?
My parents came up with most of it for me at least 15 years before the idea of PSN was even thought of, that's planning for you. Then someone stole it from me so I shoved a 1 on the end.
Cheese: French or British?
Hmm, I think cheese was first created by someone who forgot to shut their fridge when they put the milk away, then found a lump of cheese when they decided to have a cup of tea a couple of months later, but was it a lump of cheddar or brie? If it was made in britain someone would have noticed the smell, so cheese must be french.
If you could add a new feature to the PS3, no matter how weird or impossible, what would you add?
Sod DS3s, steering wheels, buzzers, cameras or wand things, I want mind control!
What's your favourite cheese?
Difficult... Maybe cropwell bishop (stilton), maybe shropshire blue (which is actually orange and green), maybe danish blue, maybe roquefort, deffinately a blue cheese but I can't pick one.
what body part would you sell for £10?
You can have my toenail cuttings.
what body part would you sell for £1,000,000?
You can have my toenail cuttings.
what are the "nine" in the phase "a stitch in time saves nine"?
Stitches. Paraphrased: fix one small hole in a piece of fabric before it gets bigger and you have to fix nine holes. Meaning: Sort a problem early before it gets out of hand.
do you have any irrational fears, and if so what?
Apparently I was scared of hoovers when I was about 3 and before I could enter a house I had to know where the hoover was incase it tried to eat me. I also used to be scared of dogs (but not small ones), presumably I was worried that they would try to eat me, I grew out of that though.
who is/was your favourite care bear?
Never watched it, it was a TV program wasn't it?
have you ever lied to impress the opposite sex? what was this lie?
Not that I can remember
crispy bacon or chewy bacon?
Depends what I'm eating it with, if it's just a rasher it should be chewier than it is crispy, but in stuffings it should be crispy. Crispy bacon rind is good.
Who would you elect as forum president if you could?
This isn't a democracy, I don't an evil pumpkin to smite me, so MB.
A magical genie asks you for three wishes, what are they?
I would thank the genie and say that I only want one wish, I would then cunningly wish for infinite wishes.
Favourite Album of the now?
I don't listen to much music, *checks chart*, LOL Susan Boyle is No. 11. Hmm I like Muse but I haven't listend to the resistance. I've heard a few songs from reality killed the video star, that's OK. I like track 8 from It's not me it's you. Bloody N-dubz. Who doesn't like Hayley Williams?
Favourite Film of the now?
How now does it have to be? Inglourious Basterds is good, so's Avatar, but I didn't find the 3Dness that amazing, the story itself is very good though.
Favourite Game of the now?
I platinumed AC2 about a week ago, that's a good game, I've nearly platinumed NFS
, that's OK but not brilliant, I've yet to start U2:AT, which obviously is suposed to be really good, so probably AC2, but it might change to U2:AT soon.
Favourite Drink?
Any Pear cider's good.
Favourite Food?
Probably pasta.
Bank Details?
Account number: 00000001
Expires: 09/2057
Sort code
00-00-01
Address?
Either somewhere in Portsmouth or Birmingham, depending on if I'm at home or at uni.
Your house is on fire, what do you grab first?
A phone to dial 999.
Your sex is on Fire, what do you grab first?
My sex is extremely flamable, so I always have a fire extinguisher at hand, as I never know when it will suddenly ignite. Your mum can comfirm this.
Put your music player on shuffle.. whats the first song to come up?
As I said, I don't listen to much music so don't have an MP3 player, my phone does but that died a couple of weeks ago, the only track on that was the 24 theme tune which I had as my ring tone. The only track on my laptop is Killing in the Name.
Most wanted gadget?
A phone that isn't 6 years old
Pirates or Ninja's?
Ninja Pirates, imagine the accent! A wierd mixture of Bristolian and Engrish.
If you could be any of the four horsemen which would you be?
I've never ridden a horse, so I would fail at appocalypsing. I'll go for famine because he gets lots of food.
And finally, a three lined poem about me please!
Chewy, he likes bacon,
What rhymes with bacon?
This poem is bad... con.
So much for Mrs Hook telling me I was a budding poet in year 9.
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