General Discussion

[ArsenalMark]

So I was up town, on the way to the bus station to go home, when some charity person comes up to me trying to sell me stuff and some of it goes to charity, one of the things she said was "So what you been doing? A bit of shopping?"

I was thinking, well, *****ing, yes duh. I'm not just walking around town with 5 carrier bags with boxes in them for *****ing lulz. Perhaps I would donate to these charities that interupt me more if they weren't so ruddy thick.

[Gawge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkc0BuaxX8

FTW

[InForTheKills]

I bought a joke book off a hobo the other day

[fenian]

Homeless man asked me for money, I said "get lost you ***** monkey, you will only spend it on drugs". He said "I'm just hungry, I want to eat."

So I said. "Right, Ill bring you to McDonalds, We will have something to eat"

He looked at me like ""

Then after a pause said "can I just have the money and go get something to eat?"

So I said "ill bring you for a meal, Im not giving you the money"

He looked me up and down and said...

"Keep your money then"

So I ate on my own again...

    

[Mike939]

My friend once gave £1 to a homeless guy on our way to CEX, when we get there he is £1 short of the price of a game he wanted so I had to lend it to him.

[mondeo5]

[Zalohuw]

[rollandrat]

I never give money to random people.

[dannyjt]

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fenian wrote:

Homeless man asked me for money, I said "get lost you ***** monkey, you will only spend it on drugs". He said "I'm just hungry, I want to eat."

So I said. "Right, Ill bring you to McDonalds, We will have something to eat"

He looked at me like ""

Then after a pause said "can I just have the money and go get something to eat?"

So I said "ill bring you for a meal, Im not giving you the money"

He looked me up and down and said...

"Keep your money then"

So I ate on my own again...

    

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But... But, I thought you said we would go to McDonalds for a meal