General Discussion

[mad_dog_jeeves]

Today my little sister became a new Grandparent aged thirty nine, yesterday one of my best mates became a new Grandad at the age of forty six and not to mention one of my other mates who I forced into being a Grandad nine years ago.

Christ, I'm already at the Grandad stage in life and I only have small kids, where did the years go?

But anyway, my sisters Grandson had to be cut out ten weeks early today because his Mother had preeclampsia after being in hospital for the last few days.

He only weighs 2lb 10oz, he must be tiny.

Here's a picture of him, his Mam hasn't even held him or saw him properly yet as he was taken away for care right away. Makes me grateful all mine came out healthy really.

[dannyjt]

Ewwww newborn baby 

[xElfenLied_US]

Blehhhhh kids. SEND THEM TO THE FIRE PITS!


...Or we could turn them into slaves

[dannyjt]

Why do newborn humans have to be so disgusting, but more or less everything else so cute.

I can't wait untill the swans and ducks that live in the pond next to my house have all their little kiddies <3

[mad_dog_jeeves]

We were all babies once, some are better looking than others, that one is fighting for his life though right now.

My kids were all nice looking babies, I could have sold them for at least £50 each.

[dannyjt]

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mad_dog_jeeves wrote:
We were all babies once, some are better looking than others, that one is fighting for his life though right now.

My kids were all nice looking babies, I could have sold them for at least £50 each.

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No all babies are disgusting. Thank god I blossomed into the beautiful beast that I am now.

[mad_dog_jeeves]

I mentioned before that my sisters kid wasn't sure who the Dad was and it was between this white lad and this black lad, not sure what to make of it in that picture yet. He does look dark skinned but that could just be the light, could be a future case for Jeremy Kyle.

[dannyjt]

Now we know what sort of family you have. Knocking up your mates daughter, sister's grandkid has two possible daddies

[mad_dog_jeeves]

Just another day in Darlo.

[dannyjt]

Dysfunctional families and a bunch of serial killers.