General Discussion

[dannyjt]

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fenian wrote:

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dannyjt wrote:
I've got my father a proper present because he's the worlds No.1 Dad

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Tell him i challenge him to a duel for the title, 3pm tomorrow, bring rubbing alcohol.

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He doesn't resort to violence because he's a responsible adult and a role model.

[Warren_Jeeves]

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dannyjt wrote:

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fenian wrote:

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dannyjt wrote:
I've got my father a proper present because he's the worlds No.1 Dad

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Tell him i challenge him to a duel for the title, 3pm tomorrow, bring rubbing alcohol.

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He doesn't resort to violence because he's a responsible adult and a role model.

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How would you know? You've never met the bloke.

[fenian]

The duel shall consist of no violence you simple minded heathen. The duel shall be a game of Baccarat, the rubbing alcohol is for afters

[dannyjt]

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:

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dannyjt wrote:

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fenian wrote:

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dannyjt wrote:
I've got my father a proper present because he's the worlds No.1 Dad

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Tell him i challenge him to a duel for the title, 3pm tomorrow, bring rubbing alcohol.

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He doesn't resort to violence because he's a responsible adult and a role model.

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How would you know? You've never met the bloke.

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I have, he's lying on the couch downstairs, watching football and drinking beer.

[anomolousblob]

xElfenLied_US wrote:

...bought an edible gift for someone, and then eaten it yourself before you're meant to give it to them?

Those damn chocolates man -eats Fathers Day gift-

I'll have to buy more chocolate anyway, because in the card I wrote "Enjoy your chocolate!"

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:
Panties.

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Did you eat them before you gave them?

[Warren_Jeeves]

Before, I tried them on for size and just couldn't help myself.