General Discussion

[Warren_Jeeves]

I don't know what porn sites look like you dirty bird.

[shanethegooner]

I do, but it was only for educational purposes. 

[fenian]

I know what they look like, but I used to use the internet when 99.9% of it was porn, and you couldnt even type stuff like "eletrical shock" into search engines without coming across some fetish site as first result.

[shanethegooner]

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fenian wrote:
I know what they look like, but I used to use the internet when 99.9% of it was porn, and you couldnt even type stuff like "eletrical shock" into search engines without coming across some fetish site as first result.

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And you always clicked the first result.

[fenian]

Of course.

I remember when i was in school, before they had internet filtering and all that stuff. They had a pc room. One day the teacher came in and said.

"I don't know who was on the computer down there at the end the other day when you were all in here alone, but what I found was disgusting, foul, probably illegal sites visited, the stuff the women were doing was sick, disgusting, please dont go on sites like that.. And also, dont put your rubbish in the cd tray, I found an empty packet of crisps in there."

Everyone in the class turned and looked at me and started laughing. I just sat there like ""

[Kermit1970]

And then you said "They weren't my crisps sir"

[Warren_Jeeves]

I hadn't even heard of the Internet when I was at school, good job maybe because I'd have worn my little man out within an in of his life.

[DNAtlantic]

Why are the americans calling the newbies to the forums "Cannon Fodder"?

"Cannon fodder is an informal, derogatory term for military personnel who are regarded or treated as expendable in the face of enemy fire." lol

[shanethegooner]

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fenian wrote:

Of course.

I remember when i was in school, before they had internet filtering and all that stuff. They had a pc room. One day the teacher came in and said.

"I don't know who was on the computer down there at the end the other day when you were all in here alone, but what I found was disgusting, foul, probably illegal sites visited, the stuff the women were doing was sick, disgusting, please dont go on sites like that.. And also, dont put your rubbish in the cd tray, I found an empty packet of crisps in there."

Everyone in the class turned and looked at me and started laughing. I just sat there like ""

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[Chuk_Chuk]

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shanethegooner wrote:

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fenian wrote:

Of course.

I remember when i was in school, before they had internet filtering and all that stuff. They had a pc room. One day the teacher came in and said.

"I don't know who was on the computer down there at the end the other day when you were all in here alone, but what I found was disgusting, foul, probably illegal sites visited, the stuff the women were doing was sick, disgusting, please dont go on sites like that.. And also, dont put your rubbish in the cd tray, I found an empty packet of crisps in there."

Everyone in the class turned and looked at me and started laughing. I just sat there like ""

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what movie is that from?