General Discussion

[fenian]

If they are 14 they are safe from shaken baby syndrome if that helps.

[englishgolfer]

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Domiiinatrix wrote:

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englishgolfer wrote:

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for all you know, i could be friends with your daughter on facebook. i might have already seen it.

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Have you received a death note?

I know all her friends on facebook anyway...they can all do the Yorkshire accent.

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yes. mine comes out all welsh when i try

[Domiiinatrix]

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fenian wrote:
If they are 14 they are safe from shaken baby syndrome if that helps.

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I daren't lay hands on her...I'm waiting on her father getting back so he can handle it. I'd be on the evening news if I started.

She doesn't understand what she's done, she may be a mini-me but she's not learnt many of the tricks yet. Oh she gots a haaaaarrrdd lesson comin' to her fo' sho'.

[fenian]

repeatedly hold her head under the water in the bath drowning her, if anyone asks its a re-birthing because she has sinned and must start her life again free from sin, but whisper in her ear "next time ill drown you for real"..

[Domiiinatrix]

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fenian wrote:

repeatedly hold her head under the water in the bath drowning her, if anyone asks its a re-birthing because she has sinned and must start her life again free from sin, but whisper in her ear "next time ill drown you for real"..

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She won't come out of her room...I can hear her laughing through the door. She said her Dad won't do anything because he'll think it's funny.....she's too young to understand the power I have over him though....What have I spawned?

[JOHNY--BRAVO]

im pretty sure deep frying children would be bad for their health and with food hygiene laws which fish and chip shop would be willing to do this for you?

[Warren_Jeeves]

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englishgolfer wrote:

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Domiiinatrix wrote:

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englishgolfer wrote:

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for all you know, i could be friends with your daughter on facebook. i might have already seen it.

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Have you received a death note?

I know all her friends on facebook anyway...they can all do the Yorkshire accent.

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yes. mine comes out all welsh when i try

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When I do a Welsh accent it turns Indian.

And Dom, when she's sleeping put her Dads dirty duds on her face and take pictures, that will be sweet revenge. Revenge works better than a beating.

[Domiiinatrix]

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JOHNY--BRAVO wrote:

im pretty sure deep frying children would be bad for their health and with food hygiene laws which fish and chip shop would be willing to do this for you?

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damnit!

I've confiscated her hair straighteners, makeup, hairsprays and other products. She'll have to leave her room at some point. I'll be like Cato from the pink panther films. She won't even see me coming.

[Wretched_Hawk]

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Domiiinatrix wrote:

How did you and Barrymore manage to get away with it Hawky?

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I'm innocent until proven guilty!

*runs away*

[Spotter5]

I would like to see this video. For 'research' purposes.