19-07-2012 01:08 AM - edited 19-07-2012 01:10 AM
Some Guy: Ahh I hate this job hate carring these stupid Boxes!
Boss: I don't care do what you say!
Some Guy: But...
*Boss shoots the guy in the head*
Boss: Thank you!
Boss: My lord im sorry im late I have run into some problems!
????: Thats ok....
Boss: So do you have any jobs for me?
????: Yes early in the morning there was this kid holding this stone known as a Thunderstone and suddenly transformed into a creature. We don't know what it is but we've got pics of him!
Boss: Can you show us them?
????: Yes! here's one!
Boss: He looks.... Adorable!
????: Boss I can't give you the picture but i'll remind you about what he looks like! He has black eyes he is four feated he has white fur around his neck and has yellow fur on its body that is zapped by electric!
Boss: Thanks i'll try to look for him!
*Alarm goes off*
Jolteon: Ohhhh my god just shut up!
Andrew's mom: Breakfast is ready come eat!
Jolteon: Ok! Still look the same!
*Jolteon goes down stairs*
Andrew's mom: Hey Andrew what the!!! You..... your a creature?
Jolteon: I know I am... Basically im suppose to be this pokemon named Jolteon!
Andrew's mom: .........
Jolteon: I know but..
Andrew's mom: Fine I guess your gonna have to eat your food from a bowl then.
Jolteon: Yeah but i'll try to find a way out of this to become human again!
Later after breakfast.....
Jolteon: Ahhhh now im a pokemon now I can get out of my gaming addiction!!! I think I should master my powers!
Jolteon: WOOOOO HOOOO!!
Some Girl: What the heck!?
Jolteon: Oh I feel great!! Now im in the woods! Wait huh?
Boss: Ive found you!
Jolteon: Who are you? Chuck Noris?
Boss: No you silly goose!
Jolteon: Hey im no goose im a Jolteon!
Boss: Oh really now I know what you are lets say how about we have a little fight!
Jolteon: Not on my watch eat this!!
*Jolteon electricutes Boss*
Jolteon: How you like that?
Boss: Its not over! I'll tell you what. My name is Boss!
Jolteon: Boss. Huh really your name is boss!? Wow!
Boss: This may not be over but I swear it will be over!
Girl in the helicopter: Hey look its that creature that saved me!
Daniel: Huh? Wait I remember that thing! I sawed it on Pokemon Red when I evolved my eevee into Jolteon with a Thunderstone when I used to play that game! its him!!!
Jolteon: I swear get away from me!
Boss: Fine but we will meet again!
Girl in the helicopter: Hey remember me Jolteon!!
Jolteon: Huh? Its that girl I saved!!
Some Girl: So how did you got here?
Jolteon: Its not that I got here! I was once a human but I was turned into this creature...
Some Girl: How?
Jolteon: From this stone.. Which I kept it in my fur.... Just don't know why the hell would it turn me into a Jolteon in the first place.
Elise: Well my name is Elise. Whats your human name?
Jolteon: Mines is Andrew.
Elise: Ohhhh nice to meet you Andrew!
Jolteon: Well its nice to meet you too... I got to go see you next time!
Elise: Ok bye!
Boss: That Jolteon creature manage to get away from me... Well next time your mines! Is the machine ready yet?
Some guy: Yes it is now just gotta put this fire stone and we're all set for your transformation Boss...
Boss: Yes!! No matter what Jolteon your gonna be screwed i'll show you my new form! My new freaking form!!!! MUHAHAHA!!
on 19-07-2012 01:56 AM
Exciting time in your life x
I think being a pokemon in real life would be very exciting. Im human though!
on 19-07-2012 03:26 AM
Im human though!
Glad that you confirmed that.
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