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[Sgt_Siff]

Farting in bed and keeping her head under the quilt against her will. Not really embarrassing though, it's just one of the many awesome things you can do to a girlfriend.

Lmao

[SirFreelance]

Fell asleep drunk in the back of dad's car. He had to drag me out of the car. All that happened was my jeans, and possibly pants came off. And I walked in like that. And then, I sat on the toilet for 3 hours, asleep. Everytime my parent's shouted to wake me up, I said "no, this isn't my stop, I'll get off at the next one" Drinking is cool, kids.

[Tom01992]

Fell asleep drunk in the back of dad's car.
He had to drag me out of the car.
All that happened was my jeans, and possibly pants came off.
And I walked in like that.
And then, I sat on the toilet for 3 hours, asleep.
Everytime my parent's shouted to wake me up, I said "no, this isn't my stop, I'll get off at the next one"

Drinking is cool, kids.

Lmao.

[Mulletino]

A couple of my mates were on a double date and had gone to the cinema. One of them thought he'd try to eek out a tommy-squeeker but actually sharted. He had to go clean up in the bogs then flush his undies.

[Yrag86]

Fell asleep drunk in the back of dad's car.
He had to drag me out of the car.
All that happened was my jeans, and possibly pants came off.
And I walked in like that.
And then, I sat on the toilet for 3 hours, asleep.
Everytime my parent's shouted to wake me up, I said "no, this isn't my stop, I'll get off at the next one"

Drinking is cool, kids.

Lol something like thats happened to me before.
It was the works Christmas party, Free drinks. Ended up drinking 2 cans of carling, 1 pint of strongbow, 3 bottles of wine and then another can of carling. I was p*ssed out of my head and this was lunchtime.
Mom and sister came to pick me up, and i dont remember it but according to them all the way home, i kept saying "I had Turkey for lunch", Then asking what was for Tea, Then when my mom asked if i wanted any i said No, then five mins later i said yes. And then i told them i had Turkey for Lunch again and the conversation repeated itself.

[andyarcha]

i got really drunk and threw up all over myself, then my mate took me to the toilets to get me cleaned up and i tried to fight him... Good job i couldn't actually see to hit him. I've never weed myself when drunk although the mate who cleaned me up ****** his bed the other week because of drink

[MrMartay]

I once drunkenly s*at myself watching Shameless. I went to let out a big fart and...you can probably guess the rest. I also talk loads of s**t in my sleep when I'm drunk. I once told my girlfriend to "go and round the horses up" I once fell asleep in my own vomit. I have also been thrown out of a nightclub for redecorating the toilets Vomit Orange, and I mean literally throwing up everywhere. Even in the Urinals, got knows how. I know the bouncers there so I got the nickname "Carrot Boy" for a while I also hate climbing into bed when I'm drunkenly still clothed. I wake up at 6am or something wondering why I'm still dressed. But you have to admit, drunkenly trying to remove your socks is so hard at times.

[[Dr Disaster]]

Damn this thread is awesome

At uni you obviously go to a lot of parties, and I'm one of those people who drink only when they feel really relaxed, rather than the other way round. Anyway, it was the first time my first year flatmates saw me drunk and so asked me if I wanted a pizza, I said "yeah sure" and as soon as it came I guzzled the whole damned thing down.

A entire 13 inch pizza in 5 minutes!

Another time is when I had to vomit behind a garage, and I kept calling people different names than what they had, but nobody was excluded, everyone suffered from my name confusion that night!

Oh, and another time I randomly decided to go jogging round town, at night. Needless to say I accidently scared a lot of girls by jogging past them.

[[Petestar]]

Intoxicated other night passed out and my mate went over to stir me and apparently whilst I was still not with this world I just shouted out "man you gotta try these mushrooms". Not particularly exciting I know but it made me lol when I found out - Never tried them also so I dunno what it was all about...

[Quiksilver4Eyes]

I got taken home in a Police Car becuase I fell asleep on a park bench and got spray-painted by some people. The most embaressing bit was the neighbours all staring at me thinking I had been drinking when I hadn't. I fall asleep heaps though.