Made something so perfect and we'd like to share it with General Discussion.
"Numbat! Numbat! Numbat! Numbat! He's hopping through the bush, and he loves gooey termites, he's got stripes on his back and a lovely pointy face, he's really quite unique. Numbat you're our number oneeee!"
How does someone that can do a back flip end up spending their life dressed as some sort of fox dog thing?
Lies, Mike works in the Chinese on Yarm road and they don't give him enough time off to do time travel as well as working in Greggs a few doors down his time is pretty much taken up.
Please don't remind me of chinese, could have one now.
*All my spelling and grammar mistakes are on purpose.