I'm a special agent from a highly secretive group funded and accountable to the mighty Bill Gates. We spent years covertly developing the RROD as a way of increasing microsofts revenue with people having to get their Xboxes serviced. When the failure rate of 360's decreased, we changed tactics and developed what we called the 'Yellow Death Light' to sabotage our competitors and drive them all over to the 360 platform. Man, I feel so much better now...
LMAO this thread is becoming the where do you go to the bathroom thread
I hurt someones feelings once.