General Discussion

[xElfenLied_US]

I sometimes think my soft plush toys are alive, like Toy Story.

When my dog chews her toys, I wonder if they're in pain, being chewed and tortured alive.

I mean we've never done scientific tests to prove that toys aren't "alive".

How can I check if my soft plush toys are alive and have their own minds? What kind of tests should I perform, without hurting them if they really are alive?

My mum once told me if I talk about my toys too much I will become one?

I went to bed and was really hoping and I had dreams about lots of toys but nothing happened. My transformation didnt complete.

I have 3 plush toys. 1 of them is a dog from Dogs Trust. My mum bought it for me, but it's full of beans so I can't cuddle with it at night, but I feel like it gets left out from the other 2, because the other 2 are teddy bears, and they get to cuddle with me because they're only full of stuffing and I will cuddle with them at night.

I think it's a bit of a third wheel 

Sometimes I hear voices and I wonder if it's my soft plush toys talking to me.

Do you think it is? 

[jungleboyfruit]

And you laugh at Pokey....

[xElfenLied_US]

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jungleboyfruit wrote:
And you laugh at Pokey....

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No I just don't think pokemon are real. I think teddy bears are though. I swear I saw one of them move earlier.

[jungleboyfruit]

You're probably just losing the plot or something, nothing to worry about, just take two aspirin and go to bed.

[xElfenLied_US]

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jungleboyfruit wrote:
You're probably just losing the plot or something, nothing to worry about, just take two aspirin and go to bed.

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I'm not! Ask them yourself! You can speak to my teddies. Here, would you like to talk to them over Skype?

Here is a picture of them so you can make the decision. 

[TalllPaul]

Stick them in the microwave for 10 minutes, if they start to scream they are alive.

[xElfenLied_US]

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TalllPaul wrote:
Stick them in the microwave for 10 minutes, if they start to scream they are alive.

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I can't do that, I am only allowed to use the microwave under adult supervision. My mum would never let me put these in the microwave.

Silly Paul 

[shankly1985]

My sister once, came running down stairs screaming her teddy winked at her (this teddy looked like chucky) My mum ended up giving it to one of my cousins, Couple months pass and we ended up going to my cousins house and she had binned this teddy and ripped its head of because she told her mum its winked at her LOL Freaky True story.

[jungleboyfruit]

They are nice looking toys, I'd love to talk to them one night.

[xElfenLied_US]

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shankly1985 wrote:
My sister once, came running down stairs screaming her teddy winked at her (this teddy looked like chucky) My mum ended up giving it to one of my cousins, Couple months pass and we ended up going to my cousins house and she had binned this teddy and ripped its head of because she told her mum its winked at her LOL Freaky True story.

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See Warren, I was right! They're alive!

What should we do? Do you think they'll all get together and go to war against the humans?