General Discussion

[Domiiinatrix]

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WJB1 wrote:

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Mike939 wrote:

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DrTrouserPlank wrote:

Wonder how many guys are willing to admit they've sampled their own product?

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You mean like a sammich i've made myself?

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You make them yourself? Where are the women to make them for you?

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Mike only dates imaginary women. And they still turn him down. poor Mike.

[LittleBigDragonz]

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michelle_tabor wrote:
When I was little I was sat in the car eating some malteasers. I dropped one and picked it up and ate it, but it was actually mud

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[englishgolfer]

err my pride?


actually true story alert - but a tad gross..... when i was courting my soon-to-be wife she had hurt herself at work and had come home for the afternoon. twisted ankle if i remember correctly. anyway i made her popcorn so she could eat whilst watching a film. being in love i shoved some popcorn up her nose. giggle giggle. soon afterwards i had to leave get back to work. as i was leaving my wife said she could still feel some popcorn up her nose. i grabbed her head in my hands, put my mouth over her nose and sucked.

to this day, many years later, i can still feel the texture, warmth, the yuckness of what i swallowed.

*shivers*

[Warren_Jeeves]

Kinky, I must try this.

[englishgolfer]

whatever tickles you.

[fenian]

Yeah I was putting grapes up a girls ..... same thing happened, I sucked so hard I nearly choked on the thing.

[Mike939]

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fenian wrote:
Yeah I was putting grapes up a girls ..... same thing happened, I sucked so hard I nearly choked on the thing.

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Skirt?

[Warren_Jeeves]

When I did it with an egg I didn't try sucking it out.

[Mike939]

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englishgolfer wrote:
err my pride?


actually true story alert - but a tad gross..... when i was courting my soon-to-be wife she had hurt herself at work and had come home for the afternoon. twisted ankle if i remember correctly. anyway i made her popcorn so she could eat whilst watching a film. being in love i shoved some popcorn up her nose. giggle giggle. soon afterwards i had to leave get back to work. as i was leaving my wife said she could still feel some popcorn up her nose. i grabbed her head in my hands, put my mouth over her nose and sucked.

to this day, many years later, i can still feel the texture, warmth, the yuckness of what i swallowed.

*shivers*

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With stories like that I think this thread could end up more romantic than the valentine one

[stme]

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englishgolfer wrote:
err my pride?


actually true story alert - but a tad gross..... when i was courting my soon-to-be wife she had hurt herself at work and had come home for the afternoon. twisted ankle if i remember correctly. anyway i made her popcorn so she could eat whilst watching a film. being in love i shoved some popcorn up her nose. giggle giggle. soon afterwards i had to leave get back to work. as i was leaving my wife said she could still feel some popcorn up her nose. i grabbed her head in my hands, put my mouth over her nose and sucked.

to this day, many years later, i can still feel the texture, warmth, the yuckness of what i swallowed.

*shivers*

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That just made my stomach churn