I have a bunch of hyper dimensional resonators that I’m selling for an amazing 80% price reduction at £2,000. The resonator can be used to time travel and the only downside is if you have to find a "vortex" and stand inside it to make it work, oh and it will only work at specific times. Here are a few samples of the product that some very intelligent people have bought.
(Dont have a clue what the rubbing plate is either )
Hurry while stocks last!
it only goes to 10....
It has 11 actually, its just the last unit can only be seen from the other dimension in time.
Tell you what, I will throw in a complimentary Vortex Locator for an even bigger 90% cut with a minimal fee of £5,000!?
do i need to being running at 88 mph too ?
Ofcourse, silly question.