General Discussion

[Envisager]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have piles

It hurts to poo

[Kermit1970]

Apples are green
Strawberries are red
Writing this ryhme
has just blown up my head

[englishgolfer]

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Gawge wrote:

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englishgolfer wrote:

much better...

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How I imagine englishgolfer on Valentines day.

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i'm confused - do you imagine me as the man or the woman?

[hydra25]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.



Never fails.

[dannyjt]

Valentines is stupid.

And I'm not just saying that because I've never been somebodies Valentines.

[Warren_Jeeves]

Took me until I was 22 before I had a girlfriend that lasted long enough to see any Valentines Days, I ended up marrying the cheating ho bag too.

[babaoriley3]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
This poems backwards
Now get in my bed

[PatC_PSN]

I don't think that the Poet Laureate need be too concerned about their job security.

[MalevolentEntity]

roses can be yellow
they can also be red
pay for your own dinner,
or i'll punch you in the head.

a bit old school when wife beating was not frowned upon!

[Wretched_Hawk]

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hydra25 wrote:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.



Never fails.

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Winner?

BTW it always helps if you have some kittens - it gets them closer to the van. Just saying.