General Discussion

[Soiled_Man]

One of my life ambitions is to own a golden toothbrush, I have looked everywhere but nobody seems to sell them. There is yellow, purple, orange coloured tootbrushes why not gold? 

If you know where get one please let me know, thank you.

[PatC_PSN]

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Soiled_Man wrote:

One of my life ambitions is to own a golden toothbrush, I have looked everywhere but nobody seems to sell them. There is yellow, purple, orange coloured tootbrushes why not gold? 

If you know where get one please let me know, thank you.

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I assume you've asked in the Pound Shop, being a regular shopper there?

[Warren_Jeeves]

That's where he buys his Susan Boyle tapes from anyway, oh no that's Infinite States who buys her stuff, sorry.

[PatC_PSN]

People pay a pound for Susan Boyle tapes?

[Soiled_Man]

nah thats where I get my westlife CDs from 

[Kermit1970]

Stick your toothbrush in the loo. Pee on it. Voila a Golden toothbrush

[Soiled_Man]

yeah put my mouth will taste like pee, I know its good in survival situations but there is a bottle of pepsi in the fridge so I think I'll okay.

[dannyjt]

At least the pee won't erode your teeth like Pepsi does.

[Soiled_Man]

I use a straw so it don't touch my teeth.

I use saw a old man with no teeth try eat a steak before, yep

[Mikal_Drey]

hey hey

Amazon : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Royal-Denta-Gold-Medium-toothbrush/dp/B00542PPF4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337...

A medium toothbrush with gold nano-particles designed for daily dental care. (you can also get gold toothpaste)