General Discussion

[Im_notSneaky]

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PatC_PSN wrote:

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BettySwollocks92 wrote:

I showed PatC my chest and he's not been feeling himself since

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What with that and Michelle talking about her lady lah-lahs earlier I've been doing little else.

And who would have guessed that counts as driving without due care and attention?

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So, a can of Lager in one hand and...yourself in the other. I bet poeple love getting a lift off you.

[Warren_Jeeves]

I've actually done that once, minus the lager though.

[BettySwollocks92]

need two hands?

one to part the undergrowth and the other to find it?

[Warren_Jeeves]

No, a bottle of wine in the other.

[PatC_PSN]

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Im_notSneaky wrote:

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PatC_PSN wrote:

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BettySwollocks92 wrote:

I showed PatC my chest and he's not been feeling himself since

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What with that and Michelle talking about her lady lah-lahs earlier I've been doing little else.

And who would have guessed that counts as driving without due care and attention?

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So, a can of Lager in one hand and...yourself in the other. I bet poeple love getting a lift off you.

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I rarely give people lifts - I don't want to be distracted whilst driving. It can be dangerous you know.

[BettySwollocks92]

lots of people have almost crashed because they've been admiring me sashaying down the streets in my pink platform shoes

I bet they all drive with themselves in their hands after

it's hard to be humble when your perfect in every way

[Warren_Jeeves]

Giving people lifts can be educational, last year as I was getting into my car the woman over the road asked for a lift to a few streets away where her son was having a fight, I learnt not to fight the chubby kid over the road because he was fighting this big lad twice his size and he took some good blows that should have knocked him out, while still punching back as good as he was receiving.

It was also better than pay per view boxing, I really enjoyed that night.
He even had a bit of a barny a couple of weeks ago right on my drive, it was pretty cool having ring side seats for free. Bloody cops came and put a stop to it though just as it was getting interesting.
I wanted blood on my drive but all I got was a hat in my garden, it's still there too.

[BettySwollocks92]

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:
Giving people lifts can be educational, last year as I was getting into my car the woman over the road asked for a lift to a few streets away where her son was having a fight, I learnt not to fight the chubby kid over the road because he was fighting this big lad twice his size and he took some good blows that should have knocked him out, while still punching back as good as he was receiving.

It was also better than pay per view boxing, I really enjoyed that night.
He even had a bit of a barny a couple of weeks ago right on my drive, it was pretty cool having ring side seats for free. Bloody cops came and put a stop to it though just as it was getting interesting.
I wanted blood on my drive but all I got was a hat in my garden, it's still there too.

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darlington sounds like a third world country to me I have to watch cheaters for that kind of entertainment

[mad_dog_jeeves]

Darlo is nice, ask me Dad........

in a week.

[dannyjt]

Banned again?