General Discussion

[Sneaky_Bstard]

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:

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Sneaky_Bstard wrote:

What is this "sleep" you talk of?

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More to the point, whats a "deaer"?

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What do you call a Deer with no eyes?...no idea.

What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs?...still no idea.

[Warren_Jeeves]

Silly man.

[Sneaky_Bstard]

I'd appreciate it if a mod could delete my account after that terrible joke.

[Domiiinatrix]

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Sneaky_Bstard wrote:

I'd appreciate it if a mod could delete my account after that terrible joke.

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I second that.

[Warren_Jeeves]

I would pay that mod!!!!!!!

I have 3 pounds.

[owenp185]

Reminds me of a party I went to when someone told me about drinks she had hidden in a cabinet. Well once the random people were out of the room me and a mate went to open it and somehow I managed to pull the whole door off, I ended up leaning the door back on and she never noticed. Spent a good 10mins laughing while trying to work out how to put it back on. 

[Warren_Jeeves]

Guess you had to be there.

[dannyjt]

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xElfenLied_US wrote:
I wouldn't give a sh*t if I stole my parents alcohol, but my dad has beer and my mum has tia maria, so no thanks I used to steal money from them though, that paid for alcohol I could actually drink

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You and Soton would make a great couple.

Also Soton, I think you should apologise to Warren and Mike for calling them homophobic names last night.

[michelle_tabor]

If it was kept aside in the shed (or wherever) it's unlikely to be a bottle of martini. Anyone else hoping it was a bottle of Tattinger or Moet?

If that was the case, she murdered you and I was on the jury I'd let her off

[hydra25]

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michelle_tabor wrote:
If it was kept aside in the shed (or wherever) it's unlikely to be a bottle of martini. Anyone else hoping it was a bottle of Tattinger or Moet?

If that was the case, she murdered you and I was on the jury I'd let her off

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White spirit perhaps?