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[sotonsoldier2k8]

so like i kida broke in2 my parets old bottle of bubbles i kinda felt kinda guiltyy so decuded to cover it up by cutting the cork in half with a knife and carefully put it all back together and put it back in the shed  and battled some massive spiders i had to be brace as my life was at stake anyway i put it  in a postition they shouldnt notice and i filled it up with water omg they will be so mad as i done this b4 and they kicked off then replaced it do u think im in the clear?

[sotonsoldier2k8]

i recki9n im i for a good bollocking tbh

[Warren_Jeeves]

Just have make up sex and all will be forgotten.

You don't know what drunk is yet.

[sotonsoldier2k8]

like i went out on a ***** up and got hoem and decude i dint have enough liquer then thought about the replacement in the shed and thought no better not it wont end well anyway it kept on gettin on my mind yes i kno im weak for it as like i said i decided i didnt have enough whilt i was out anyway i goes outside after i smuggled some keys from the lounge and sees this big spiders shat myself then just manned up to it smuggled it out drunk alf a bottle thought oh no they will be mad as hell and will wake up to a lload of shouting so filled it up with water it obvious thing to do and put the shiz back together and put it bk were i found it but if they turn it around they will see someones been at it lol

[Warren_Jeeves]

I hope your Dad puts a spud up your bum.

[sotonsoldier2k8]

well i have been getting called golden balls by siblins so i think its aqbout time i stepped up

[sotonsoldier2k8]

im regarded as a golden child it isnt true at all so when it all kicks off which will probably be when i least expect it then will see im no golden child lol *****ing child im 20 years of age lmao it will kick off at one stage when my mother sees its been tampered with she will be screaming blue murder '' my *****ing martini whos had my *****ing martini'' ??? looool not me mother not me

[xElfenLied_US]

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:
I hope your Dad puts a spud up your bum.

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Yeah he totally was drawing the curtains...whilst naked.

[slimjim2097]

hes gonna get it 

[sotonsoldier2k8]

 im gonna go out 2morrow  and buy another one shouldnt notice then should they