General Discussion

[englishgolfer]

here's a new one for you

man sues bmw

[BettySwollocks92]

'“Sometimes people say it’s more comfortable, sometimes people can get a tall seat or a low seat or they’re shorter or taller, they can come heated,” said Theresa at BMW Motorcycles of Southeast Michigan.'

fnarr fnarr

[Phil_The_Lad]

An erection he just can’t shake...

[BettySwollocks92]

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Phil_The_Lad wrote:

An erection he just can’t shake...

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he can't have relations anymore because he's too numbed but his wife's delighted

[Kermit1970]

That's going to be a hard case to prove

[Furys-embrace]

I thought only men over the age of 60 rode BMW motorbikes. Hes lucky that seat breathed life back into his no doubt redundant tally whacker. Hes got a cheek. Plus if as the story states, he had a 20 month long erection (no pun intended)  he'd be dead as the blood would have clotted. Bloody Americans, the sooner the chinese conquer them and become our cruel over lords the better.

[xElfenLied_US]

How has America not been nuked by now?

[Chuk_Chuk]

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xElfenLied_US wrote:
How has America not been nuked by now?

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because they own 45% ish of the worlds nuke. Saying that i think russia and USA agreed to start dismantling them.