God of War

[morgonstjarnan]

Wow, Sony really dropped the ball on this one. I just finished most of the GoW3 demo on PSN, and it was a major letdown after all the hype. I've got 3 complaints:

1. The levels are completely linear. I can't control the camera, I can't control where I want to go, I can't impact the environment. Hell, even Super Mario Bros. 1 had alternate routes.

2. The gameplay. I just chose the big gloves and kept pressing Triangle over and over again, and I beat everything. BORING.

3. Choices. Rather, how come you can't make any choices? I don't want to torture people, but I have to. I don't want to murder some villager, but I have to. I don't want to tear this guy's head off who is just laying there on the ground in pain. But the retarded game forces me to. Why the h*ll would I want to? And why can't I choose not to. Also, Kratos seems like a selfish, sociopathic d*ck. Why would anyone like him?

Sorry, Sony. This is just worthless. Brutal, bloody, braindead.

[divine1000]

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morgonstjarnan wrote:

3. Choices. Rather, how come you can't make any choices? I don't want to torture people, but I have to. I don't want to murder some villager, but I have to. I don't want to tear this guy's head off who is just laying there on the ground in pain. But the retarded game forces me to. Why the h*ll would I want to? And why can't I choose not to. Also, Kratos seems like a selfish, sociopathic d*ck. Why would anyone like him?

Sorry, Sony. This is just worthless. Brutal, bloody, braindead.

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LMFAO, that's the best review of a GoW game I've ever read:

I DON'T WANT TO TORTURE PEOPLE, BUT I HAVE TO!!!

If I wan't already going to buy GoW3 (Which I am), I definitely would after reading that.

Priceless...

[Spirit0fLight]

meh.. A new user with one post..

So im guessing xbox fanboy trying to fit in and trying to turn everyone around.. Good luck!


I cannot wait to torture and kill everybody in the most horrific ways possible, anyone that's put in front of me.

[karlosswan]

Ah thats a shame...someone who doesnt play ps3 doesnt like GOW.......Go back to ur xbox then pal.

GOW 3 is a fine game and follows in the same vein as the previous 2 that are quite awesome!!!

[goodtimes90]

to be honest, my favourite part about the demo was ripping the head off. But hey, call me a masochist!

[taz546565]

ahahahhahahahahaaahahahahaha are you serious ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[morgonstjarnan]

No English speakers here, I take it?

I love my PS3. I dislike the 360. I just don't get this one dumb, offensive game.

The gameplay is boring and linear, pretty much idiot-proof. And I don't see why I should jam my hand up some horseman's sphincter to pull out his guts. Now I realize some of you lads get your jollies that way, and that's fine. Not everyone can be into girls. I'd just rather not see a demo of it on my PSN.

[goodtimes90]

id rather not see you on my forum. imo

[taz546565]

it's a 18 for a reason you can't play it anyway.

[marcocatena]

Sounds like you haven't even played a single God of War Game in your life.