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03 Mar 2007
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100 Reasons Why GTA Cops Suck

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Just a bit of fun. I saw this on another forum. Let's try to list as many funny things we can think of that shows how stupid cops are on GTA games. Hopefully this will change in GTA IV! They throw out spike strips when your in a helicopter. Your turn.
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They drive into you at high speed and YOU get a wanted level.
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They chase you down for a murder, only to forget about it two minutes later
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They wont run up stairs after you.
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They jump into the water after you and then drown.
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They jump into the water after you and then drown.

XDXD I <3 that....and you.

This is to do with cops, but in GTAIII the cops were so fast and violent and would ram you on 1 star, for the other games they're like "meh".
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They get stuck in some places For example a Fence, all they have to do is go around it xD
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XDXD I <3 that....and you.


XD I <3 you too.

When you go in Pay 'n Spray and they don't recognise you XD XD. Always makes me laugh.
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In Vice City all the cops have the same hair and moustache.
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R* told us they would attempt to hold onto the bumper of your car. One cop did it once in one mission ¬_¬
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R* told us they would attempt to hold onto the bumper of your car. One cop did it once in one mission ¬_¬

XD you always bring that up!......and my *****.

Sorry.
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XD It pi**ed me off.
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In San Andreas some cops say "I just want to talk!" and then proeceed to shoot you anyway.
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...Even if you stop (surrender) they'll beat you/shoot you.
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Despite being a huge crime boss Tommy Vercetti still can't effectively bribe the police.
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They have a Hunter (heli) and don't use it.
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You never see the cops eating doughnuts or...frying bacon.
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they all stand around burning cars
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They pass a dead body without even stopping to ask why it's there.
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they dont know how to walk into a shop
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Sometimes someone who is not a policeman drags you out of your car when you have a wanted level.

You are just lying on the ground, but the police don't get you busted like they normally would, they just run around aimlessly waiting for you to get up.
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