Grand Theft Auto

[xElfenLied_US]

I posted this in General Discussion for a laugh, but I may as well post here too...

My name is Luis Lopez and I live in Liberty City. Sometimes I visit my mum, but I'm a lazy git and I can't be bothered with her.

Today I decided to not be lazy, but I didn't visit my mum, oh no. I took a walk instead...

I decided to take a stroll from Tudor on the last island, and end up at the Francis International Airport at the first island, and I timed it, although I think I'm hallucinating, because the days and the nights came, but my timer only said it took 1 hour and 10 minutes.

Like the good pedestrian I am, I crossed at the crossings when the little man shined white, but oh my God! The drivers around here are maniacs! 

I saw so many people getting hit by cars, and I got bumped once or twice too. My ribs hurt  Why are the Liberty City drivers in such a hurry? There's a red light for a reason!

I walked along 2 bridges between the 3 islands. The first bridge I came across was a tunnel bridge, and I didn't know how to get onto the high pavement, other than to climb up onto it and over the railing, since the door to access it was locked 

The second bridge had no pavement whatsoever! I did what my little navigator told me to on my phone, but I'm sure my mobile phone sat nav wants me dead  I made sure I walked towards the traffic though!

I took a very long walk along the motorway, my mouth was dry, my feet became sore, and then I realised I had to walk across the motorway since I was on the wrong side.

I'm at the airport now, plane spotting.

Next time I'll wear trainers  

Small print - I really did walk from 3rd island to 1st island, far sides on both islands, I was that bored.

[U_n_y_o_n]

♬♩ I keep on walking, All over the city
I keep on walking
I keep on walking, Until the end!
I keep on walking
I keep on walking, all over the city
I keep on walking, Until the end!
I keep on walking, Walking ´til the end! ♪♫