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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

"How can you tell you're a true 'Stormer?"
You are always looking for the best, most efficient routes in real life. I walk surprisingly close to edges of buildings. :/
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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard


Alcaa wrote:
"How can you tell you're a true 'Stormer?"
You are always looking for the best, most efficient routes in real life. I walk surprisingly close to edges of buildings. :/

 

hahah and having fantasies about ramming other people on the road while driving in downtown. But damn that walking close to buildings bit almost choked me on my beer =)) good stuff.

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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

Which vehicle class can you watch BBC3 on?

 

A TV

 

 

:smileyindifferent:

 

 



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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

This could end up being a brilliant thread... Pacman that was good :smileyhappy:
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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. A Motorstorm race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how kaa0skrisse is doing. The bartender says "kaa0s is in 16th". The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 16 times. A couple of laps later, the bartender says "kaa0s is up to 10th". The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says "kaa0s is up to 3rd", after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if kaa0s wins?" "I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 2 years!"

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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

a comedy thread by Stormers for Stormers. i guess it  works. funny as hell thoug for me at least:smileyvery-happy:

I hear what you say, I just don't listen...

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Why did the damaged Rally Car blush?...because he felt a little Buggy!

 

:Stupid:

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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

What is the highest selling make-up in "The City"?

 

 

Motorstorm Apocalypse-stick

 

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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

LOL :smileyvery-happy:

I hear what you say, I just don't listen...

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Re: Best (and only one) Motorstorm joke i've ever heard

What do you call an ATV with brakes ?

 

Spoiler
Customized

 

What do you call an ATV with a flat tyre?

 

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A write-off

 

How do you double the value of an ATV ?

 

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Fill the tank up.

  

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