Press ups...
...Pushups...
...Awkward dancing...
...Eating gravel...
...Chasing small boys into fires...
...Making the snoo snoo with alien women with more than enough love cushions of demure to go round...
...Strapping an unnecessary amount of weaponry to regions of his body in no need of firepower...
...Grating cheese on his chest...
You know, the usual. 
Level 4
In a faintly lit room, Shepard sits in front of the mirror and puts on the readily prepared, blood red lipstick.
Next, the sound of tights sliding across skin, the squeeze into the slinky white dress and the glossy red high heel shoes.
One final flick of the hair and a lingering stare. “This will knock 'em all dead for sure”
Shepard sets foot onto the bridge of the Normandy, with pouting lips and a sly smile.
Miranda says, “Erm, You feeling ok John?”
“Dammit Woman!! You KNOW at the weekends I like to be called JANE!”
Level 3
Level 5
PhoeniX-J-five wrote:In a faintly lit room, Shepard sits in front of the mirror and puts on the readily prepared, blood red lipstick.
Next, the sound of tights sliding across skin, the squeeze into the slinky white dress and the glossy red high heel shoes.
One final flick of the hair and a lingering stare. “This will knock 'em all dead for sure”
Shepard sets foot onto the bridge of the Normandy, with pouting lips and a sly smile.
Miranda says, “Erm, You feeling ok John?”
“Dammit Woman!! You KNOW at the weekends I like to be called JANE!”
PMSL !! 
Commander Shepard has done a lot for the Galaxy and his crew, and given this may be his only opportunity for a totally free “day off”, he wants to make it memorable.
He had learned of a sport back on earth that involved small men sitting on the back of animals called “horses”, hitting them with short sticks to make them go faster. A novel idea, but one that Shepard thinks can be improved. Improved with Elcors! And lasers! Elcor laser quest IN SPAAAACE!
Or at least in the corridors of the citadel.
DeathroW22 wrote:Commander Shepard has done a lot for the Galaxy and his crew, and given this may be his only opportunity for a totally free “day off”, he wants to make it memorable.
He had learned of a sport back on earth that involved small men sitting on the back of animals called “horses”, hitting them with short sticks to make them go faster. A novel idea, but one that Shepard thinks can be improved. Improved with Elcors! And lasers! Elcor laser quest IN SPAAAACE!
Or at least in the corridors of the citadel.
Love it
Level 3
Wake up on Aria's sofa and get disgusted looks.
Go back to the Normandy and make snoo snoo with Garus whilst checking out my awesome collection of fish.
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