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09 Jun 2012
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Are you good at telling lies?

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I thought until today that I'm pretty good at bluffing crap to get out of awkward situations and bother.

 

I've never had much trouble telling fibs in the past but today I just couldn't do it and I cracked.

 

My mate came around this morning to give me a hand with some gardening and when he offered the other day to help out I just had the feeling he would ask about his fishing rod he left in my shed about two years ago while he was here.

 

Well he did............

 

Thing is, I used it to unblock my poo pipes and snapped it during the process and I had a feeling he knew that already because due to me not getting the blockage sorted out I had to phone someone out to do it and the day the bloke came to sort it he was at my house while I was at work (He's my woman's Dad), well when I got home my mate told me the sewage bloke said he found some things under the man hole cover including a fishing rod.

 

I've sort of managed to divert the topic until today, he said "Have you still got all my fishing stuff in the shed?*

 

I suddenly felt my cheeks flush and I couldn't look him in the eye which is weird for me because I don't usually react like that..............at first I said "Yea, yea it's all there" Then I thought "Erm I can't get away with this because we are gonna be going into my shed soon and he will see it's not there"

 

So I just looked up at him and said "I have to come clean, I used your rod to clear my poo pipes and it snapped off"

 

He just laughed and told me he pretty much knew that already because one of my kids told him about it the other week and put two and two together from when he knew there was a rod in my drains.

 

Well I just plied him with booze and gave him a drill in compensation and all was forgiven, but it was rather embarrassing as I'd lied to him at first.

 

 

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If i want to lie about something, you will never know the truth. I only really lie for my amusement though and not to get myself out of trouble.

 

I get a strange kick out of telling half truths to people in the hope they google search to prove me wrong. The fact I got them to google search tickles me and I dont know why.

 

I once dated a girl, didnt really like her too much, google searched everything she said. If she said it was raining out I would google search it, it was actually a month or so before she called me on it, it must have been driving her absolute bonkers. We broke up then.

 

But yeah, if i brake something or do something wrong I just admit it, cause if someone does me wrong and lies about it, its hammer time, and i dont want hammer time to happen me, i want to be doing hammer time not receiving.

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^ This.

 

 


fenian wrote:
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I get a strange kick out of telling half truths to people in the hope they google search to prove me wrong. The fact I got them to google search tickles me and I dont know why.

 

I once dated a girl, didnt really like her too much, google searched everything she said. If she said it was raining out I would google search it, it was actually a month or so before she called me on it, it must have been driving her absolute bonkers. We broke up then.

 

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So you're basically a self-confessed troll? And not only on the internet...

 

But +1 to all gawge's italicised quotes IMO.

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InfiniteStates wrote:

^ This.

 


So you're basically a self-confessed troll? And not only on the internet...

 

But +1 to all gawge's italicised quotes IMO.


 

That was all a lie, I have never even had a girlfriend.

 

If I remember right, you lie about knowing how to program? remember all them times I proved you wrong. Do you still pretend to be a programmer? :smileylol: 

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fenian wrote:

InfiniteStates wrote:

^ This.

 


So you're basically a self-confessed troll? And not only on the internet...

 

But +1 to all gawge's italicised quotes IMO.


 

That was all a lie, I have never even had a girlfriend.

 

If I remember right, you lie about knowing how to program? remember all them times I proved you wrong. Do you still pretend to be a programmer? :smileylol: 


But he made that game.

 

And I'm still waiting on that free copy :<

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I got my free copy of it, you just need to know how to tickle him in the right places.
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fenian wrote:

Do you still pretend to be a programmer? :smileylol: 


At least I pretend to be something.

 

 

 


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But he made that game.

 

And I'm still waiting on that free copy :<


 

The next one will be free to everyone.

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InfiniteStates wrote:

fenian wrote:

Do you still pretend to be a programmer? :smileylol: 


At least I pretend to be something.

 

 

 


dannyjt wrote:


But he made that game.

 

And I'm still waiting on that free copy :<


 

The next one will be free to everyone.


Your game is a clear rip off of another game. And :Lol: @ "E3 trailer"

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Не верь, не бойся, не проси


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So clear you can't even name the other game...?

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InfiniteStates wrote:

So clear you can't even name the other game...?


Nope, because I don't remember it. It's just some panda game that was on the iPhone that I had. Looks exactly the same layouts as that.

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Why is there a thread about lying?

Lying is wrong mmkay, my veiw on lying is it is for cowards who are too scared to just tell the truth, this is what i am trying to teach the young girl at home, but all she does is see her stupid firends lie to the teachers and their parents and see thinks its okay to lie to me and her Mum.

This is desvering of a capital one punishment, i do not allow any form of lying in my house, the little girl has since lost her PS3, we sold it, this is capital punishment.

 

To everybody out there in the real world, lying is for yellow belly cowards, who have not repsect for people what so ever, to lie is to decieve, its all done for selfish reasons, you lie because you have something to hide and little girl sized nut sacks, because real men with big balls (i am speaking metaphorically here) tell the truth, even if it gets you into trouble.

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But you just lied in my thread :p
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But you just lied in my thread :p


zing!

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Bazinga on me ay Kermit.

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I'm really a Sony official. I do not impersonate :)
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Sometimes in life everyone has to lie to distract the person your lieing too. I distract my Mum all the time when she asks me what she's getting for christmas. I lie cos' I would like it to be a surprise, So I wouldn't say I was decieving myself by lieing but actually decieving the other person, which is O.K. if it means having a few moments piece. 

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FACT

 

I would like to marry a man and adopt a Chinese baby ome day.

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JESUS

 

wants me for a sunbeam.

 

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OPINION

 

I still haven't heard the Vaselines original of that, just the Nirvana one.

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Im a best selling author, I write under the name "Bensly harriot"

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Would PatC_PSN and Warren_Jeeves stop trolling me. I know you're having fun, but it's becoming a nuisance on my part. I don't mind if you're doing the same thing as me i.e. copying my idea, but it's clearly evident you guys are taking the mick by typing random comments and causing the thread to go off topic.

 

If anyone else reads this, this is an example of trolling.

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