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Ever convinced yourself you had a serious illness?

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21 Jul 2009
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This was inspired by all the people waking up with a couple of "symptoms" and thinking they have swine flu....

 

I once thought i had TB.. hd a bit of a cough, and actually went to the hospital a&e.. The doctor in the a&e asked me what was wrong and i said "i have tb" he just looked at me like this ":|" then he told me that he could tell by looking at me that i did not have TB. Turns out he was right.. lol...

 

Another time i thought i was looking a bit yellow, this was going on for a while, looked in my eyes a few days later and seen they were yellow so went to doctors, doctor asked me what the problem was, and i said "im jaundice" he looked at me like this ":|" and said, "no youre not"...

 

what about yous?

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Yeh thought i had swine flu demaded the tablets then got really sick. Not a good lesson dont try it home kids!

stupid lesson rolls eyes

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what a very strange bump... very...
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I've been diagnosed with 'Strangeness' my doctor said it could be caught too, so watch out!

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Never convinced myself really, basically do my research and then go to the doctors/psychiatrist, and it seems every single time I'm spot on :D
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My doctor keeps telling me if im well enough to complain Im not sick enough, and sends me back to the frontline.
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:Lol: That's partly true to be honest, but it depends what you go there for.
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No, but I like to convince the sexy female Doctor than I found a lump on my testicles, two in fact 

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dannyjt wrote:

No, but I like to convince the sexy female Doctor than I found a lump in my testicles, two in fact 



I did that too. :Blush:

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Strangesam wrote:

I've been diagnosed with 'Strangeness' my doctor said it could be caught too, so watch out!



You might want to get a second opinion on that.

 

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I was convinced I had cancer once so I went to the doctor and said 'I think I have cancer' and she said 'Don't be silly, you need a fry up is all' ( :| ) so I went to the hospital and said 'I think I have cancer' and was told I was wasting their time and that I was fine

 

I then kicked up a big stink and was told it was all in my head and that I needed to see a shrink, which I did many times (I told him I thought I had cancer too)

 

It turns out I did have cancer, by the time I was admitted to Guys I it was so advanced I was given mere days to live. They were wrong about that too.

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No but for years i've been convinced i'm getting shorter.

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fski wrote:

 

It turns out I did have cancer, by the time I was admitted to Guys I it was so advanced I was given mere days to live. They were wrong about that too.



I know. And I'm pleased that you're OK. Probably not as pleased as you were, but still pleased. Really.

 

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Thanks Pat, it was a relief to be done with all the chemo and surgery to say the least.

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fski wrote:

Thanks Pat, it was a relief to be done with all the chemo and surgery to say the least.



Yes, and I imagine it puts things into perspective. We all need that, one way or another.

 

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I had a spat of MEGA FLATULENCE during uni which always seemed to occur after eating dairy. Convinced myself I was lactose intolerant.

 

Turns out that, actually, I eat dairy all the time. The flatulence was caused by consuming too much acid, lowering the PH balance of my stomach and causing gaseous reactions to sugar (ie - lactose).

 

http://flatulencecures.com/coke-acidic-effect-digestion

 

In short, to balance out a bottle of coke - add a bottle of bleach.*

 

*Don't do this. Aside from killing you, the reaction will release lots of chlorine. Also killing you. And no, dying twice does not make you into a zombie.

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I didnt have to convince the dr I had any lumps he just went hey ho did you say you ave a cold...I best check there..OH HELLO. Yet I changed drs -wasnt my cup of tea.

 

Ps MusterBuster fancey a date? I am finding my gas bill is too high right now and you seem like the man 4 the job. I also have a large spider in my hallway I am scared of can you bring thes eitems with you.

one a curry- two a lighter 3- ur bum. 

 

 

P.s the fonze is cool met him when he did school tours! (omg I made the fonze sound like the flasher in the bush) that sounded bad bush+ flasher

 

 

 

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MusterBuster wrote:

The flatulence was caused by consuming too much acid,


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No but a friend convinced my entire year at school I had died,basically he faked my death, not making this up.

 

I had glandular fever for 2 months in year 10 and was unfit to be at school so I was off, none of the students knew what happened to me so one of the students who was a close friend thought it was clever to tell the maths teacher that I had died and that why I haven't been around, he believed him. It soon spreaded around the school.

 

so when I came back to school recovered I entered the maths classroom and the shock on everyones faces as I walked through the door and sat down and straight away the teacher shouted at my friend and sent him to the headmaster. People were treating me weirdly,offering seats etc it wasn't until later that I was told of what happened. 

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No but a friend convinced my entire year at school I had died,basically he faked my death, not making this up.

 

I had glandular fever for 2 months in year 10 and was unfit to be at school so I was off, none of the students knew what happened to me so one of the students who was a close friend thought it was clever to tell the maths teacher that I had died and that why I haven't been around, he believed him. It soon spreaded around the school.

 

so when I came back to school recovered I entered the maths classroom and the shock on everyones faces as I walked through the door and sat down and straight away the teacher shouted at my friend and sent him to the headmaster. People were treating me weirdly,offering seats etc it wasn't until later that I was told of what happened. 


Why couldn't that have happened to me :Lol: I was bullied at school, and this would've been fun to play with them back ;)

I got them all back anyway. If you look at my year 11 group picture of the whole year, I have my middle finger up. The photographer published it to all these students and parents, and then they tried to stop me going to prom because a parent spotted it out and phoned up the school :Lol:

I still went to prom though, because my prom dress was just shy of £400 and there was no way I was gonna let that go to waste. I just ended up doing a week in the detention room, even though I had already finished school early, we just had to go to exams.

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I work with a woman who seems to have a new disease every week. Any little pain or sneeze and shes straight to doctor Google.

Also if you get sick and tell her about it, Shes either got it as well, or shes had it but 10x worse than you.

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Dr Google told me that I had a heart valve infection the other day.

He is a rubbish doctor, Dr Wikipedia told me I just had poor circulation.
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