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26 May 2012
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There's this kid, he's Polish and is friends with my kids at school.

 

The kid lives right next to the school but we live almost a mile and a half away but by the sounds of it his parents have friends in my street so they often pop up here to see them and their kid plays out in the street while they are there when the weather is fine.

 

Well the Polish kid (Nickosh) knocked on my door this afternoon while I was cooking myself some grub and asked if my kids were coming out to play but my kids were out for the day and I told him they wouldn't be back until about 6pm, so he asked what time it was and I said it was 2pm, so he said "Hmm, I think they will be home at 5 O'clock then"

 

OK Nickosh, do one see you later son.

Well I ate my grub and then fell to sleep only to be woken up by Nickosh agian at around 5pm.

He had snot running from his nose and I quickly got shot of him again because my kids were still out and I his snot made me feel sick!

 

About half an hour later he knocked on the door while I was playing a computer game, my front door was open so I just quickly put my head around the door and told him they still weren't back and then he said "Well can I play with their pogo stick?" I said no and went back to my game hoping that would be the end of it.

 

It wasn't though, he knocked again about 30 seconds later asking if he could come in my house to wait for them, I think he must have heard I was playing computer games and wanted to join in........screw that!

 

Now what kind of parents would not warn their kids about the dangers of going into some mans house they barely know, all alone on a lovely sunny afternoon?!?!?!

 

Have they not watched Family Guy?

 

It's not even the first time it's happened, last summer he was hanging around here and when it was time for my kids to come inside he said he had nowhere to go because his mam was in hospital and his dad was off somewhere and he told us to phone his mam up for him. I didn't though, I showed him the door and said bye.

Balls to that crap, I look after my own kids, the Polish have it good over here without me being a free baby sitter for them.

 

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Did you invite him in to play some "games?"
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What game were you playing?:)
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*All my spelling and grammar mistakes are on purpose.
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I was having a Tom Hanks.
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I figured you meant the people on GD, I guess a snotty polish kid with seemingly abusive parents is not far off.

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You could get to do some chores for you as he is Polish, they work for any money.

 

also since when have you had kids? I thought you were a teenager :smileysad: 

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You could get to do some chores for you as he is Polish, they work for any money.

 

also since when have you had kids? I thought you were a teenager :smileysad: 



Not even close:Lol:

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It's been over 20 years since I was a teenager.
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It's been over 20 years since I was a teenager.

 

I had all those weird sex pervy jokes aimed at me from a man twice my age?! I'm going to puke 

 

 

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:
It's been over 20 years since I was a teenager.

 

I had all those weird sex pervy jokes aimed at me from a man twice my age?! I'm going to puke 

 

 


Danny and Mike felt the same too, you three should form a support group for one another.

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:

Soiled_Man wrote:

Warren_Jeeves wrote:
It's been over 20 years since I was a teenager.

 

I had all those weird sex pervy jokes aimed at me from a man twice my age?! I'm going to puke 

 

 


Danny and Mike felt the same too, you three should form a support group for one another.


 

You should know better as you're a father, you lied to me I thought I could trust you.

 

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Soiled_Man wrote:

Warren_Jeeves wrote:

Soiled_Man wrote:

Warren_Jeeves wrote:
It's been over 20 years since I was a teenager.

 

I had all those weird sex pervy jokes aimed at me from a man twice my age?! I'm going to puke 

 

 


Danny and Mike felt the same too, you three should form a support group for one another.


 

You should know better as you're a father, you lied to me I thought I could trust you.

 


I'm there for you Mr. Soiled, anytime.

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:

Soiled_Man wrote:

Warren_Jeeves wrote:
It's been over 20 years since I was a teenager.

 

I had all those weird sex pervy jokes aimed at me from a man twice my age?! I'm going to puke 

 

 


Danny and Mike felt the same too, you three should form a support group for one another.


 

You should know better as you're a father, you lied to me I thought I could trust you.

 


You can trust me, now come give daddy a hug.

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He's only interested in us because he ain't getting any at home 

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I'm imagining soiled right now doing this.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A

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I'm imagining soiled right now doing this.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A


 

Actually I sat outside drinking a cold cider then went to bed

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Warren_Jeeves wrote:

Soiled_Man wrote:

Warren_Jeeves wrote:
It's been over 20 years since I was a teenager.

 

I had all those weird sex pervy jokes aimed at me from a man twice my age?! I'm going to puke 

 

 


Danny and Mike felt the same too, you three should form a support group for one another.


 

LOL! This made me laugh :P

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