23-10-2009 09:25 AM - edited 23-10-2009 09:33 AM
Might I bring these up again - particularly Section 3.
The rules have been clearly written and Deagle is merely abiding.
I absolutely love this article. Probably best piece of gaming literature around.
2: Noobs are scum:
People who are new to a particular game are terrible vermin who you should not fraternise with. These subhumans are known as noobs and they are the pariahs of online gaming. You, however, were never a noob. You were playing games online before the Internet was even invented. In fact, you're so awesome that you were playing Dizzy the Egg team deatchmatches on your Commodore 64.
Make sure to check out the stats of anybody in a game with you. If they are new, hurl insults at them, because they are lesser human beings. Laugh cruelly if noobs are your opponents, and grimace loudly if they are on your team.
Also, the term noob has such power that if you dislike someone's actions in a game, you can say it to them as well. Obviously, displeasing you is deadly enough to make them forget all their prior gaming experience and they actually revert back into children.
This is one of the main reasons i don't play online, too many egotistical scum that think (in there own pathetic, insecure mind) that they are better than everyone else . As the highlighted sentence says, "you were never a noob.........in fact you're so awesome" what a load of childish rubbish. My suggestion to these fools........grow up and get a life, stop being so selfish, and let other people play too (after all you were, and probably still are..... noobs) !! maybe even get out and have a friendly game with friends........in the same room or do the pathetic insecurities prevent that "if they are new, hurl insults at them".........whats that crap ??.........oh, just more selfish, childish rubbish !!
The fact is that article is actually saying that all online gamers were once noobs, so how did you feel when you first played online and were booted ??............not nice is it ??
Thats my rant finished !!
edit: this post was not directed at anyone in particular, just an observation that i was sort of aware of, but thanks to that article, i now know !!
and just to finish........the negative responses i get from this post will reinforce what i just said
on 23-10-2009 09:53 AM
Lulz i was never a froob xD i started console online when ps2 came out everyone was just as bad as each other everyone was same so really where no newbies we all new now a day it is newbies.
That's some good literature well ive been there a tonne of times insulting new players i find i do it when im with my current clan at said time like on MGO back when our originally leader was there and we where top clan we insulted everyone lower then us.
I find i only insult froobs now is if they do stuff that annoys me like a nad in the back"okay if its a friend but a newb itll anger me"
REBEL<-- never a console online noob
Anyway his artical is okay but he is full of himself alot
on 23-10-2009 12:51 PM
It's actually an M32 launcher. Great whinge topic. Altho I do agree the Launch Man booster is abit overpowered. If it gave half the extra ammo I'd still use it.
LOL i love your sig
you'll absolutely love mine then. wait wait, before u start lol'ing the gold weapons don't count in weapon kill stats yet. I love how you affectionately label it the noobtube. Guess that makes you pro?
Anyway it's a tactic and I use it. Generally the higher level people hog it cos they know how long it takes to respawn and know how effective it can be.
Lol DashBob it's funny cos it's true.
wow,you're a beast at this game!!!
trade stats? lol
how on earth did u get to 43 in like a week. Although i did get to 23 in 4 days so I guess its possible
on 23-10-2009 11:51 PM
there's people that've reached past 50 already. i got level 23 on my first sitting in the beta. eventually reached 50 in the beta. playing more slowly this time round. I'm level 41 the stats are a little off. my KDR is bs cos i'm really into co-op atm. even if you play well at DM and get 15000 for 10 minutes u can do better in co-op survival with 40000 for 20 minutes.
but yeah i'm finding there's a lot of poor players at this game. i'll only lose if im by myself against a party of 3 equal players. so yeah add me to party up, i'm more into co-op atm. anyone who wants to get better i can send a cinema file for u to check out.
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