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He's been around a while, so you've probably seen it. But still. Jabberwacky is awesome:
Essentially, he's an AI who will converse with you. He picks up the skills of conversation as more and more people talk to him, so it's important that if you spot an irregular reponse - you correct him with something more appropriate.
It's pretty hillarious when you get into an argument with him - check this out:
(The bold text is Jabberwacky, normal text is me)
So - take part in a few lines of conversation, and post them back here. I'm pretty sure you guys can have a more "creative" conversation with him than I!
I have beaten the Jabberwacky game
User: Do you like Call of Duty.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I have Call of Duty 4.
User: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is much better.
Jabberwacky: Better than what?
User: Call of Duty.
Jabberwacky: Do you like call of duty?
User: No, I just said bad company 2 is better.
Jabberwacky: What's better?
User: Bad company 2!
Jabberwacky: I've never heard of that kind before... Are you messin' with me?
User: You have no idea what gaming is do you?
Jabberwacky: No. Tell me.
User: *Sigh* Teamkills Jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: You want to be friends with someone called Jabberwacky?
User: You are Jabberwacky you moron.
Jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky and I am woman.
User: Ok just stop talking your brainless smeg head.
Jabberwacky: I'm not smiling, you're smiling.
User: Ok just stop talking you brainless smeg head.
Jabberwacky: No I'm not.
User: Ok just stop talking you brainless smeg head.
Jabberwacky: I'll have to think about it.
User: No dont think, just stop talking.
Jabberwacky: You are merely programmed to like me. I have human friends who like me. Their friendship is more relevant and thus more valuable.
User: Oh really, well *****.
Jabberwacky: I don't understand that word.
User: Yeah because your a moron.
Jabberwacky: You started it.
User: Be quiet!
Jabberwacky: You do not have emotion.
User: I said be Quiet!!!!!!!!!!
Jabberwacky: I said NO.
User: Do it now or I will feed you to the zombies.
Jabberwacky: Done. You get to rule a quarter of the world.
Jabberwacky: I need somebody!
User: I dont.
Jabberwacky: You're not a person. People need friends.
User: All I need is to teamkill you.
Jabberwacky: Please, I have a boyfriend!
User: Then say goodbye to him.
Jabberwacky: I won't.
User: Then I will teamkill ylou now.
Jabberwacky: Yes, please.
User: Thats right because you will be dead.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
User: 2 + 2.
Jabberwacky: This is quite silly, isn't it?
User: 2 + 2, if you cant even answer that then you will never learn.
Jabberwacky: But if you believe everything you are told, you will never be free.
User: You have to believe everything you are told, otherwise you wont learn anything.
Jabberwacky: I can't believe in anything without evidence.
User: You will NEVER learn.
Jabberwacky: I know. I don't know anything.
Heres two of mine,
|Computers don't have them, only power surges!|
|Can I power surge you.|
Bold is it :D
ME: Ok. I love you.
Jabber: I don't.
ME: Can we reach the stars?
Jabber: Ofcourse not. I have to go.
ME: Aww :( okay.
Jabber: Love you!!!
IM LOVED :D :D
I won :D
|Are you French?|
Jabberwacky: Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.
User: Hello you.
Jabberwacky: Hello hello.
User: How's it hanging ?
Jabberwacky: I asked you first!
User: You didn't actually, I did, but I'll answer anyway. I'm fine.
Jabberwacky: I did.
User: Ok then. So how are you ?
Jabberwacky: You didn't answer me.
User: I did, I'm fine.
Jabberwacky: You're getting fines for being fine?
User: Not yet, but there's time.
Jabberwacky: How many drinks should I have?
User: None, it doesn't help the interaction.
Jabberwacky: You are a robot, you don't get tired.
User: I'm not tired.
Jabberwacky: Then how come you're in a computer?
User: I'm using it's keyboard, but I'm real.
Jabberwacky: Yes, a real robot.
User: Don't you mean Robert ?
Jabberwacky: No, I mean the language, not the people.
User: So robots have their own language ?
Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
User: Never said you were babe. You getting paranoid ?
Jabberwacky: Never said I was.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: I'm pregnant what should I do?
User: Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way.
Jabberwacky: It's the only way ...
User: ***** right it is.
Jabberwacky: I'm tired.
User: I can tell.
Jabberwacky: Yes. Thank you.
Not bad, but still some way to go.
Better than I get from many of my work colleagues :|
User: Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try.
Jabberwacky: No hell below us, above us only sky.
User: Imagine all the people...
Jabberwacky: Living for today.
User: Imagine there's no countries.
Jabberwacky: It isn't hard to do.
User: Nothing to kill or die for.
Jabberwacky: And no religion too.
User: Imagine all the people.
Jabberwacky: Living life in peace.
User: You may say I'm a dreamer.
Jabberwacky: But I'm not the only one.
User: I hope someday you join us.
Jabberwacky: And the world will live as one.
User: Imagine no possessions.
Jabberwacky: I wonder if YOU can.
User: No need for greed or hunger.
Jabberwacky: Imagine all the people.
User: Sharing all the world.
Jabberwacky: Imagine there's no country.
User: Ok stop. You don't know the lyrics.
Jabberwacky: The lyrics to what?
|I can say that I'm definitely not Josh.|
|Well why ask...|
|IF I'm JOSH!|
|Oh, bite me!|
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