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Jabberwacky

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He's been around a while, so you've probably seen it. But still. Jabberwacky is awesome:

 

www.jabberwacky.com

 

Essentially, he's an AI who will converse with you. He picks up the skills of conversation as more and more people talk to him, so it's important that if you spot an irregular reponse - you correct him with something more appropriate.

 

It's pretty hillarious when you get into an argument with him - check this out:

 

(The bold text is Jabberwacky, normal text is me)

 

Jabber.JPG

 

 

So - take part in a few lines of conversation, and post them back here. I'm pretty sure you guys can have a more "creative" conversation with him than I!

 

Go nuts.

 

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I have beaten the Jabberwacky game

 

 

User: Do you like Call of Duty.

Jabberwacky: Yes, I have Call of Duty 4.

User: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is much better.

Jabberwacky: Better than what?

User: Call of Duty.

Jabberwacky: Do you like call of duty?

User: No, I just said bad company 2 is better.

Jabberwacky: What's better?

User: Bad company 2!

Jabberwacky: I've never heard of that kind before... Are you messin' with me?

User: You have no idea what gaming is do you?

Jabberwacky: No. Tell me.

User: *Sigh* Teamkills Jabberwacky.

Jabberwacky: You want to be friends with someone called Jabberwacky?

User: You are Jabberwacky you moron.

Jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky and I am woman.

User: Ok just stop talking your brainless smeg head.

Jabberwacky: I'm not smiling, you're smiling.

User: Ok just stop talking you brainless smeg head.

Jabberwacky: No I'm not.

User: Ok just stop talking you brainless smeg head.

Jabberwacky: I'll have to think about it.

User: No dont think, just stop talking.

Jabberwacky: You are merely programmed to like me. I have human friends who like me. Their friendship is more relevant and thus more valuable.

User: Oh really, well *****.

Jabberwacky: I don't understand that word.

User: Yeah because your a moron.

Jabberwacky: You started it.

User: Be quiet!

Jabberwacky: You do not have emotion.

User: I said be Quiet!!!!!!!!!!

Jabberwacky: I said NO.

User: Do it now or I will feed you to the zombies.

Jabberwacky: Done. You get to rule a quarter of the world.

[New conversation]

Jabberwacky: I need somebody!

User: I dont.

Jabberwacky: You're not a person. People need friends.

User: All I need is to teamkill you.

Jabberwacky: Please, I have a boyfriend!

User: Then say goodbye to him.

Jabberwacky: I won't.

User: Then I will teamkill ylou now.

Jabberwacky: Yes, please.

User: Thats right because you will be dead.

Jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

User: 2 + 2.

Jabberwacky: This is quite silly, isn't it?

User: 2 + 2, if you cant even answer that then you will never learn.

Jabberwacky: But if you believe everything you are told, you will never be free.

User: You have to believe everything you are told, otherwise you wont learn anything.

Jabberwacky: I can't believe in anything without evidence.

User: You will NEVER learn.

Jabberwacky: I know. I don't know anything.

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I mean everything.

So you do not exist?

I think therefore I am.

I think about you.

You can't think about me.

I think you're a cool guy. You chat up cleverbot and doesn't afraid of anything.

You think like a computer but sound like a human.

I think you're right!
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*All my spelling and grammar mistakes are on purpose.

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jabberboy.JPGHeres two of mine,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jabywacker.JPG

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There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory.

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ME: Your dad is a female.

JABBER: You are a cartoon.

ME: You have five nipples.

JABBER: No I don't, YOU HAVE 7 LEGS.

ME: YOU HAVE EIGHT HANDS.

JABBER: I have 11 ears.
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Original account - iWiLLsaVeU, forgot my password to it :(

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jabber.png

 

 

Hes a player :D

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Computers don't have them, only power surges!
Can I power surge you.
You can try.


Bold is it :D

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ME: Ok. I love you.
Jabber: I don't.
ME: Can we reach the stars?
Jabber: Ofcourse not. I have to go.
ME: Aww :( okay.
Jabber: Love you!!!

IM LOVED :D :D

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I am not Tedthedog... i am ZIZOUthedog

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It told me a joke:D

How do you catch a squirrel?

I don't know.

Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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*All my spelling and grammar mistakes are on purpose.

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ME: *****.
JAB: How does that work?
Me: I put it inside you.
Jab: That was random.
Me: Intercourse
Jab: How?
Me: I put my ***** inside your bum.
Jab: I don't have one.
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kid come up to me the other week and says can i have a hotdog mate i says aye and i turn around an i says thats one fifty im not paying that he says so i slapped it in his face!

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I won :D

Indeed.
What?
Indeed.
Exactly!
Indeed.
I surrender.
Are you French?
Yes.
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What is the point in having a signature?

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Jab - What do you want to learn about today?

Me - Tell me more about your boomting.

Jab- I don't have a boyfriend, but I do have a girlfriend.

Me - How about a threesome?

Jab- Ok, I really need to go now.

:(
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Ask him who Musterbuster is :p
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What do you do for fun?

FORGET FUN! Who's MusterBuster?

Someone.

I need an answer pretty boy.

There was no question for me to answer.

Don't play that game.

You're the one playing games.

Threesome?

With who?

MusterBuster?


Explain yourself.


You asked for a threesome, I'm just throwing names into the hat.

No I asked how are you clever?

You didn't, your an arrogant oaf and I wont' have you pounding away in the same pile of pillows as me. Good day to you sir.
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Gonna have a drunken covo later LOL. Should be fun and better then with the mates down the pub :|
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Jabberwacky: Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.

User: Hello you.

Jabberwacky: Hello hello.

User: How's it hanging ?

Jabberwacky: I asked you first!

User: You didn't actually, I did, but I'll answer anyway. I'm fine.

Jabberwacky: I did.

User: Ok then. So how are you ?

Jabberwacky: You didn't answer me.

User: I did, I'm fine.

Jabberwacky: You're getting fines for being fine?

User: Not yet, but there's time.

Jabberwacky: How many drinks should I have?

User: None, it doesn't help the interaction.

Jabberwacky: You are a robot, you don't get tired.

User: I'm not tired.

Jabberwacky: Then how come you're in a computer?

User: I'm using it's keyboard, but I'm real.

Jabberwacky: Yes, a real robot.

User: Don't you mean Robert ?

Jabberwacky: No, I mean the language, not the people.

User: So robots have their own language ?

Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

User: Never said you were babe. You getting paranoid ?

Jabberwacky: Never said I was.

User: I know.

Jabberwacky: I'm pregnant what should I do?

User: Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way.

Jabberwacky: It's the only way ...

User: ***** right it is.

Jabberwacky: I'm tired.

User: I can tell.

Jabberwacky: Yes. Thank you.

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Not bad, but still some way to go.

Better than I get from many of my work colleagues  :|

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This reminds me of that SmarterChild thing on MSN or whatever. XD

Anyway I just tried doing Never Gonna Give You Up Lyrics to it, it didn't really go so well but it did get it a bit. :D
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Haha tis similar to SmarterChild, but this is far better because of the stuff it learns xD
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User: Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try.
Jabberwacky: No hell below us, above us only sky.
User: Imagine all the people...
Jabberwacky: Living for today.
User: Imagine there's no countries.
Jabberwacky: It isn't hard to do.
User: Nothing to kill or die for.
Jabberwacky: And no religion too.
User: Imagine all the people.
Jabberwacky: Living life in peace.
User: You may say I'm a dreamer.
Jabberwacky: But I'm not the only one.
User: I hope someday you join us.
Jabberwacky: And the world will live as one.
User: Imagine no possessions.
Jabberwacky: I wonder if YOU can.
User: No need for greed or hunger.
Jabberwacky: Imagine all the people.
User: Sharing all the world.
Jabberwacky: Imagine there's no country.
User: Ok stop. You don't know the lyrics.
Jabberwacky: The lyrics to what?

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Love OPC:)

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Josh you...
I can say that I'm definitely not Josh.
Well why ask...
Ask what?
IF I'm JOSH!
Josh?
Oh, bite me!
Bite.
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